Crack, please forgive me

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So the amazing drabble generator was posted at a community I'm a part of and instead of trying out any other fandom, my mind went straight to Geass, being the Geass-fag that I am. And to Lelouch and Suzaku because you know what. >_>

I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work. It isn't, really. >.>

I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.


Quickly Tripping

Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.

Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.

It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.

When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.

"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"

Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."

"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.

They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

-End-

*is mostly unrepentant*

Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah.  *shot*
I still don't have a geass icon. T_T

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I CAN'T STOP =*W*=

The Possessive Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Lelouch and Rolo went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Lelouch hit Rolo in his thigh with a big shy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Lelouch kissed it superiorly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really genius snow man!" Lelouch said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Rolo said. "That would be more loyal and politically correct."

"I know," Lelouch said. "We can make a snow gundam. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up uncontrollably and made a blushing snow gundam. Lelouch put on a teacup for the hand. The gundam was almost as big as Rolo.

"It looks scheming," Lelouch said jealously. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Rolo said and held up a frightened kitchen table. "I found this out of the blue." He put the kitchen table onto the gundam's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the gundam, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like Bambi when Feline kissed him and who suddenly could dance on the clouds.

Rolo screamed confused and ran but the snow gundam chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow gundam geassed him lustfully.

"Nobody does that to my little Silly Locket," Lelouch screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow gundam through the lips. It fell down and Lelouch kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Rolo said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The kitchen table lay in the yard until an uncertain child picked it up and took it home.