Of 50s housewives and trinkets of gay

[nayami.livejournal.com]

This is just a random AIM conversation about the most recent Geass pictures because they just beg for a little mockery.



I was having a bad night this week and needed an angst chaser so I enlisted a friend's help in our favorite game: Rate the Gay in Geass.


Disclaimer: All picture links were provided through anthology_on and are only here so people know what the hell we're talking about. I reupped so as to stop stealing bandwidth.


Nayami: on a scale of 1 to 10, how ghei?
http://pics.livejournal.com/nayami/pic/000227b6
Cyan: Well, I would probably give it a seven for the clothes, but the angry man pose makes me drop it too a 3, however, the girl hands on your boy makes me raise it to a five, and I'll raise it to a six for the scarf, but drop it back to 5 for the shades
Nayami: what about the ring? and the origami charm bracelet?
Cyan: The ring is a skull (-1) with wings (+1). Cancels
Nayami: stupid neutral ring
Cyan: Damn, the chain is a -1, but the trinket... That's like a +5
Nayami: awesome
Nayami: so like 10 then
Cyan: So, it's a +5 trinket of gayness.
Nayami: +5 gay
Cyan: He had to equip that to become fully ghei
Nayami: I need to make an icon to say that later. XD
Nayami: when I'm not so stressed
Nayami: too bad Suzaku lacks any gay equipment
Cyan: Yeah. His hair helps him though

Nayami: http://pics.livejournal.com/nayami/pic/0002107w
your second subject
Cyan: 0_o
Cyan: I... can not even begin to understand
Cyan: It... just radiates gay
Nayami: LOL i love you graham. XD
Cyan: XD
Nayami: it really does
Cyan: It does There's nothing singularly gay about it, but it's just gay
Nayami: it shouldn't be possible to be that gay in a picture where you have your clothes still on
Cyan: That cat... Poor thing.
Nayami: that cat does not like yaoi he's like "get me the hell out of here!"
Cyan: XD That also needs an icon
Cyan: It's like yelling "Oh, God! They're gonna make out and I so do not want to see that"

(I'd just like to point out that this was all a blatant lie, and I'm sure Arthur would be in total support of Suzaku and Lelouch's relationship. After all, he has Lelouch's total respect.)

Nayami: http://pics.livejournal.com/nayami/pic/0001ze85
lulu wants to be YOUR manho
Cyan: Not much gay here, unlless you count the pose. That is until you look at the pants. Is that a rip away front panel?
Cyan: It's a button up crotch, for easy access
Nayami: OMG I didn't even notice that! holy hell, I can't even *explain* those pants
Cyan: I look more at male crotch than nayami. I fell special
Nayami: god I love Lelouch! and that quote was spectacular
Cyan: XD

Nayami: http://pics.livejournal.com/nayami/pic/00020k6s/
suzaku trying to be cute
Cyan: Hmmm I think he's just naturally gayer.
Cyan: Lelouch has a manliness that this boy just lacks
Nayami: wow Lulu being more straight
Cyan: No
Nayami: it's because Suzaku is the nice one
Cyan: I said more manly
Nayami: so they're both pretty damn gay?
Cyan: Lulu is gay. This boy was born the wrong gender.
Cyan: And I mean, he radiates stereotypical 50s housewife
Nayami: LOL *dies 40 times over*
Cyan: ^_^
Nayami: poor Suzaku
Cyan: Well, he seems happy about it

Skip forward to the end of the conversation.

Nayami: I find it funny that I am now calling Suzaku a lesbian and it's all your fault.
Cyan: ^_^
Nayami: Suzaku still tops Lulu hard.

Comments

[selenityshiroi.livejournal.com]

OMG,I love these conversations! mostly because I agree 100% with everything!

I personally think that Lulu's skin tight top has gay points too.

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

You two are hilarious. xD Poor boys. lol

[klunatic.livejournal.com]

suzaku trying to be cute <<<< I like this one *laugh* XD

But I like Lulu being Uke And Suzaku was Seme.. ; _ ;

Oh~ My.. What am I saying :D

Anyway the conversation was very funnny XD

[brennadouglasmw.livejournal.com]

Wow, this needs to become a weekly feature! Like, once a week, you two should analyze the ghei-ness of any male characters in a few magazine pics and/or screencaps and post the pics and your conversations once a week or so. The once-a-week main attraction of code_geass...

That would be so awesome. XD

Anyway, this was hilarious! ^__^

[the-sports-geek.livejournal.com]

I agree with all you guys wrote. You forgot one thing:

In another life, Lelouch acted in musicals. He has the correct amounts of "teh ghei" and theatrical flamboyance to act on Broadway.