This is old as hell and I know I'm a loser for looking through all these old posts and thinking to comment on one of them but ---

THIS PLOT WHOLE WAS INTRODUCED MUCH EARLIER, WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO RUN UP SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS WITHOUT FAINTING IN TURN 13. But of course no one noticed that, they were too busy bawling over Shirley's death. )=