It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Rolo and Lelouch went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Rolo hit Lelouch in his eye with a big pink iceball. It hurt a lot, but Rolo kissed it lovingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really incestous snow man!" Rolo said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Lelouch said. "That would be more lulz-worthy and politically correct."
"I know," Rolo said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up foolishly and made a garish snow cat. Rolo put on a pink blankie for the cock. The cat was almost as big as Lelouch.
"It looks rapetastic," Rolo said sexily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Lelouch said and held up a sparkly locketto. "I found this under the covers." He put the locketto onto the cat's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl gayer than San Fransisco.
Lelouch screamed uke-like and ran but the snow cat chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat raped him cruely.
"Nobody does that to my little Shining Butterfly," Rolo screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the ass. It fell down and Rolo kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Lelouch said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The locketto lay in the yard until a gay child picked it up and took it home.
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It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Rolo and Lelouch went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Rolo hit Lelouch in his eye with a big pink iceball. It hurt a lot, but Rolo kissed it lovingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really incestous snow man!" Rolo said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Lelouch said. "That would be more lulz-worthy and politically correct."
"I know," Rolo said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up foolishly and made a garish snow cat. Rolo put on a pink blankie for the cock. The cat was almost as big as Lelouch.
"It looks rapetastic," Rolo said sexily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Lelouch said and held up a sparkly locketto. "I found this under the covers." He put the locketto onto the cat's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl gayer than San Fransisco.
Lelouch screamed uke-like and ran but the snow cat chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat raped him cruely.
"Nobody does that to my little Shining Butterfly," Rolo screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the ass. It fell down and Rolo kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Lelouch said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The locketto lay in the yard until a gay child picked it up and took it home.
...this is too much fun.