Suzaku was walking through a smooth meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a furry little kitten lying under a tree.
Suzaku skipped over to see the dear thing and was silver to find that he was hurt! A chair had pierced his jesus-like little elbow and he whimpered angrily with the pain.
"My hot little friend," Suzaku said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the chair, as hotly as he could. The kitten cried out and Suzaku's heart ached, like a really fat boy who loves cake. "You'll be all right," Suzaku whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lelouch and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lelouch up in his arms, Suzaku carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Suzaku nursed Lelouch, cleaning his elbow and feeding him Dat ass-brand kitten chow.
On the eighth night, Lelouch climbed into bed with Suzaku. He burrowed under the covers and dangerously thusted Suzaku's ass. It made Suzaku giggle and he cuddled close to Lelouch, stroking his arm and singing softly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Suzaku hurried home so he could curl up with Lelouch. It gave him a fabulous feeling whenever Lelouch thusted his ass.
Then one night, Lelouch looked up at Suzaku and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Suzaku screamed kindly, he was so surprised. How could a kitten talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lelouch said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Suzaku said and kissed Lelouch on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lelouch," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Suzaku said.
"See?" Lelouch said and showed Suzaku the scar from the chair on his elbow. Then he kissed Suzaku and they tumbled over a waterfall and did a lot of very hard things, some of them involving a lolzy desk.
"I love you," Lelouch said when they were done. Suzaku clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lelouch had stashed away.
And if Lelouch didn't know about Suzaku's visits to the kitten sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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The Kitten Prince
Suzaku was walking through a smooth meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a furry little kitten lying under a tree.
Suzaku skipped over to see the dear thing and was silver to find that he was hurt! A chair had pierced his jesus-like little elbow and he whimpered angrily with the pain.
"My hot little friend," Suzaku said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the chair, as hotly as he could. The kitten cried out and Suzaku's heart ached, like a really fat boy who loves cake. "You'll be all right," Suzaku whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lelouch and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lelouch up in his arms, Suzaku carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Suzaku nursed Lelouch, cleaning his elbow and feeding him Dat ass-brand kitten chow.
On the eighth night, Lelouch climbed into bed with Suzaku. He burrowed under the covers and dangerously thusted Suzaku's ass. It made Suzaku giggle and he cuddled close to Lelouch, stroking his arm and singing softly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Suzaku hurried home so he could curl up with Lelouch. It gave him a fabulous feeling whenever Lelouch thusted his ass.
Then one night, Lelouch looked up at Suzaku and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Suzaku screamed kindly, he was so surprised. How could a kitten talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lelouch said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Suzaku said and kissed Lelouch on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lelouch," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Suzaku said.
"See?" Lelouch said and showed Suzaku the scar from the chair on his elbow. Then he kissed Suzaku and they tumbled over a waterfall and did a lot of very hard things, some of them involving a lolzy desk.
"I love you," Lelouch said when they were done. Suzaku clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lelouch had stashed away.
And if Lelouch didn't know about Suzaku's visits to the kitten sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.