http://schnickledoogr2.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] schnickledoogr2.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] code_geass 2008-10-02 08:43 pm (UTC)

I CAN'T STOP =*W*=

The Possessive Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Lelouch and Rolo went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Lelouch hit Rolo in his thigh with a big shy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Lelouch kissed it superiorly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really genius snow man!" Lelouch said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Rolo said. "That would be more loyal and politically correct."

"I know," Lelouch said. "We can make a snow gundam. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up uncontrollably and made a blushing snow gundam. Lelouch put on a teacup for the hand. The gundam was almost as big as Rolo.

"It looks scheming," Lelouch said jealously. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Rolo said and held up a frightened kitchen table. "I found this out of the blue." He put the kitchen table onto the gundam's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the gundam, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like Bambi when Feline kissed him and who suddenly could dance on the clouds.

Rolo screamed confused and ran but the snow gundam chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow gundam geassed him lustfully.

"Nobody does that to my little Silly Locket," Lelouch screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow gundam through the lips. It fell down and Lelouch kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Rolo said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The kitchen table lay in the yard until an uncertain child picked it up and took it home.

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