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code_geass2009-04-17 12:34 pm
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Entry tags:
Flashfic
Title: Double Meaning
Series: Code Geass
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darksage29
From:brokensocks
Characters/Pairings: Suzaku, Lloyd/Cecile, hinted Suzaku/Euphy
Genre: Crack, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Summary: What do Lloyd and Cecile do when they're alone together?
Notes: If this sucked, I'm sorry. It was fun to write though.
Cross-posted to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
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“Dr. Lloyd!” called Suzaku as he dashed through the hanger bay. “Dr. Lloyd, where are you? Didn’t you hear the announcement? Zero has appeared in Narita!”
After a brief look around the Knightmare frames docked in the expansive bunker, he proceeded to scurry down the side halls. Where was the Pudding Earl when you needed him? His appearances have always been untimely… but this time was due for an exception. Frustrated, he ground his teeth. At the moment, there were innocent lives at stake…
“Ngh…!”
Suzaku’s heels dug into the floor as he screeched to a halt. He whipped around and faced a room that he had just flown by. The door was closed and he did not recognize the voice as the periwinkle head’s, but as his assistant’s. Suzaku made way to the door, maybe Ms. Cecile would know where the doctor would be…
As he approached the door, the moans became more and more intense. Suzaku ducked to the side of the doorframe and pasted his ear against the wall, listening intently. Just what on earth was going on? Then, he heard it. The pudding earl’s voice.
“Now, now, Cecile, I’ll go slowly this time.”
Suzaku’s eyes widened and then he shook his head. No way. The pudding earl had eyes only for machines. There was no way he could get an erection by looking at women. The Japanese Britannian laughed at himself mentally. How could he have had such misguided and impure thoughts? Maybe he spent too much time with Euphy. No wait, that was another impure thought.
“Lloyd! Stop sticking your USB into my computer so hard! You’ll break it!”
See? They were doing something related to computers. Suzaku quietly exhaled in relief. He wasn’t sure how his snow-white clean mind would react if they were doing… that. Or were they? Suzaku gasped all of a sudden. But what if they were? Lloyd was the sort to be suggestive and was just bursting with undertones and misunderstandings. What if this was their way of pillow talk? Yes, that would make sense. It was a perfect cover up. People just assumed because they were scientists, they would be completely focused on their work. But that wouldn’t stop them from having an inflamed sex drive… would it?
Suzaku was practically smashing the side of his face against the wall. It was impossible. Lloyd wasn’t the sort to come onto humans and Cecile was the sort to punch the living daylights out of anyone who came within two feet of her. But at the same time, they have known each other for a long time and there were hints flying around… what could he do? His suspicions were not that strong, but what if they were actually doing it? He didn’t want to risk breaking his brain.
Suzaku crept closer to the door, noticing that the breathing on the other side was getting heavier and quicker. He peered through the window. His jaw loosened and his eyes bulged.
There was Lloyd’s shadow hunched over Cecile’s shadow. He didn’t need any more evidence to confirm his accusations. This was simply too much. Furious, he spin-kicked open the door, ripping it clean off its hinges despite it being locked. Lloyd and Cecile shot up like alarmed rabbits in a meadow upon the flashy and destructive arrival. Suzaku stood there on top of the door’s splinters, breathing and fuming with rage like a rhinoceros whose eyes were plucked out.
“What on earth are you two doing?! While you two were kinking around and doing Lord knows what, Zero is out there endangering innocent civilians! And here you are, with all the power and knowledge to stop that! But you! You…! You…” Suzaku’s voice began to falter.
Cecile was sitting at a desk normally with her laptop open on the desktop. Lloyd stood next to her, with his hand on the USB that he managed to squeeze into the port. They both stared at him with confused expressions, eyes as wide as a shocked owl’s.
“Suzaku… what on earth are you talking about?” asked Cecile carefully, trying not to provoke the already raging tiger. Lloyd’s bewildered expression begged the same question.
“I, I thought you were… what were you two doing here?” snapped Suzaku embarrassedly.
“I was just trying to fit my USB into her new computer’s port. It’s a new model, you see, so it may not fit all USB sizes,” explained Lloyd. “We were having some difficulty, but managed to pop it in anyway.”
Suzaku’s face reddened more. “Then what was with that heavy breathing and all those… noises!”
“Oh,” said Cecile. “I didn’t want Dr. Lloyd here to break my computer. I could hear some creaking noises when he kept pushing in the USB, so I was beginning to get nervous. I was using all the strength I had in my body to restrain myself from punching him through the wall and out the base.”
Lloyd backed away from her, turning a pale shade of blue. “I’m glad you took those anger management classes last week.”
Cecile grabbed Lloyd by the front of his jacket and hurled him through the wreckage that Suzaku had just created. “Are you insulting me?!” she demanded.
Suzaku yelped and caught the Pudding Earl that was careening his way, but to no avail. The G-forces coursed throughout his body upon impact and he too was flung across the room.
“Oh my! Suzaku! Are you all right?” Cecile began to run to the aid of the two fallen military dogs. As she bent down next to their half-corpses, Suzaku grabbed her shoulder.
“Get. Me. Lancelot’s. Key. Now.”
Cecile gulped and nodded. She understood. “Here it is, Mr. Kururugi. Now, hurry!”
Suzaku shoved off Lloyd’s unconscious body and partly limped but mostly ran back into the hanger bay. He couldn’t help but sigh. Scientists were always trying to confuse you. They use fancy words to cover up their intentions, making you think that everything they say has a double meaning. But he supposed this time, there was no double meaning.
Frankly, he was glad.
Series: Code Geass
To:
darksage29From:
brokensocksCharacters/Pairings: Suzaku, Lloyd/Cecile, hinted Suzaku/Euphy
Genre: Crack, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Summary: What do Lloyd and Cecile do when they're alone together?
Notes: If this sucked, I'm sorry. It was fun to write though.
Cross-posted to
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“Dr. Lloyd!” called Suzaku as he dashed through the hanger bay. “Dr. Lloyd, where are you? Didn’t you hear the announcement? Zero has appeared in Narita!”
After a brief look around the Knightmare frames docked in the expansive bunker, he proceeded to scurry down the side halls. Where was the Pudding Earl when you needed him? His appearances have always been untimely… but this time was due for an exception. Frustrated, he ground his teeth. At the moment, there were innocent lives at stake…
“Ngh…!”
Suzaku’s heels dug into the floor as he screeched to a halt. He whipped around and faced a room that he had just flown by. The door was closed and he did not recognize the voice as the periwinkle head’s, but as his assistant’s. Suzaku made way to the door, maybe Ms. Cecile would know where the doctor would be…
As he approached the door, the moans became more and more intense. Suzaku ducked to the side of the doorframe and pasted his ear against the wall, listening intently. Just what on earth was going on? Then, he heard it. The pudding earl’s voice.
“Now, now, Cecile, I’ll go slowly this time.”
Suzaku’s eyes widened and then he shook his head. No way. The pudding earl had eyes only for machines. There was no way he could get an erection by looking at women. The Japanese Britannian laughed at himself mentally. How could he have had such misguided and impure thoughts? Maybe he spent too much time with Euphy. No wait, that was another impure thought.
“Lloyd! Stop sticking your USB into my computer so hard! You’ll break it!”
See? They were doing something related to computers. Suzaku quietly exhaled in relief. He wasn’t sure how his snow-white clean mind would react if they were doing… that. Or were they? Suzaku gasped all of a sudden. But what if they were? Lloyd was the sort to be suggestive and was just bursting with undertones and misunderstandings. What if this was their way of pillow talk? Yes, that would make sense. It was a perfect cover up. People just assumed because they were scientists, they would be completely focused on their work. But that wouldn’t stop them from having an inflamed sex drive… would it?
Suzaku was practically smashing the side of his face against the wall. It was impossible. Lloyd wasn’t the sort to come onto humans and Cecile was the sort to punch the living daylights out of anyone who came within two feet of her. But at the same time, they have known each other for a long time and there were hints flying around… what could he do? His suspicions were not that strong, but what if they were actually doing it? He didn’t want to risk breaking his brain.
Suzaku crept closer to the door, noticing that the breathing on the other side was getting heavier and quicker. He peered through the window. His jaw loosened and his eyes bulged.
There was Lloyd’s shadow hunched over Cecile’s shadow. He didn’t need any more evidence to confirm his accusations. This was simply too much. Furious, he spin-kicked open the door, ripping it clean off its hinges despite it being locked. Lloyd and Cecile shot up like alarmed rabbits in a meadow upon the flashy and destructive arrival. Suzaku stood there on top of the door’s splinters, breathing and fuming with rage like a rhinoceros whose eyes were plucked out.
“What on earth are you two doing?! While you two were kinking around and doing Lord knows what, Zero is out there endangering innocent civilians! And here you are, with all the power and knowledge to stop that! But you! You…! You…” Suzaku’s voice began to falter.
Cecile was sitting at a desk normally with her laptop open on the desktop. Lloyd stood next to her, with his hand on the USB that he managed to squeeze into the port. They both stared at him with confused expressions, eyes as wide as a shocked owl’s.
“Suzaku… what on earth are you talking about?” asked Cecile carefully, trying not to provoke the already raging tiger. Lloyd’s bewildered expression begged the same question.
“I, I thought you were… what were you two doing here?” snapped Suzaku embarrassedly.
“I was just trying to fit my USB into her new computer’s port. It’s a new model, you see, so it may not fit all USB sizes,” explained Lloyd. “We were having some difficulty, but managed to pop it in anyway.”
Suzaku’s face reddened more. “Then what was with that heavy breathing and all those… noises!”
“Oh,” said Cecile. “I didn’t want Dr. Lloyd here to break my computer. I could hear some creaking noises when he kept pushing in the USB, so I was beginning to get nervous. I was using all the strength I had in my body to restrain myself from punching him through the wall and out the base.”
Lloyd backed away from her, turning a pale shade of blue. “I’m glad you took those anger management classes last week.”
Cecile grabbed Lloyd by the front of his jacket and hurled him through the wreckage that Suzaku had just created. “Are you insulting me?!” she demanded.
Suzaku yelped and caught the Pudding Earl that was careening his way, but to no avail. The G-forces coursed throughout his body upon impact and he too was flung across the room.
“Oh my! Suzaku! Are you all right?” Cecile began to run to the aid of the two fallen military dogs. As she bent down next to their half-corpses, Suzaku grabbed her shoulder.
“Get. Me. Lancelot’s. Key. Now.”
Cecile gulped and nodded. She understood. “Here it is, Mr. Kururugi. Now, hurry!”
Suzaku shoved off Lloyd’s unconscious body and partly limped but mostly ran back into the hanger bay. He couldn’t help but sigh. Scientists were always trying to confuse you. They use fancy words to cover up their intentions, making you think that everything they say has a double meaning. But he supposed this time, there was no double meaning.
Frankly, he was glad.
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This was amusing indeed.
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I see Spinzaku is not limited to kicking away guns. |D;;;
But this was hilarious. XD Good job!
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Thank you! :)