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code_geass2008-09-22 04:40 pm
chickee1.livejournal.com) wrote in code_geass2008-09-22 04:40 pm
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Anyone else think /a/ is taking over LJ? Lelouch does.
I come bearing the worst kind of crack coupled by my poor writing skills, please enjoy!
Lelouch sat at his computer, mindlessly flicking through his usual blog, livejounal. There were mostly posts from Rivalz, being far too vocal about their dealings with online chess gambling. At least he had the posts friends-locked… but still. Flicking through the pages, his eyes stopped on a community page. Someone had posted a picture of Japanese people being killed mercilessly, with the caption “Eleven-fags fail.” He clicked on the post to see what this person, clovis_for_emperor, had against the Japanese. There was just one caption under the picture.
"I found this on /a/."
Now, Lelouch had heard of /a/ in other posts before. He usually found them so ludicrous and time-wasting that he had gone past them with little thought. The odd mention of 4-chan also came up and he assumed the two were related. His curiosity got the better of him and he found himself looking into /a/. Before he knew it he was stuck in a thread making anonymous posts based on how anorexia does not apply in Japan. He was just about to reply to a poster that he wasn’t an Eleven-fag, but he didn’t like how the current interwebs divided everyone, when the worst thing possible happened.
The blue screen of death.
It was undoubtedly the work of a cyber terrorist from 4-chan, his superior intellect told him. Many things flew through Lelouch’s brain all at once. He thought of all the pornographic images he and his online lover Suzaku had taken before they went their separate ways, stored on his hard-drive. He thought of the logs of all the tactical decisions he’s ever made in his life, unrecoverable, gone forever. The situation made him think of his sister Nunnally, traumatized by text and online bullying so that she could no longer look at or touch a computer. He remembered the conversation they had not even a week ago, folding paper cranes to make a wish.
“And what will you wish for Nunnally?”
“Mmm… That the internet will become a kind place.”
Suddenly, lelouch’s blue screen flickered green, and a singular line of text appeared. “You don’t want to end here, do you?”
“No.” He typed back.
“Do you want power?”
“Yes”
“It seems that you have a reason to troll. Geass.exe will make you very lonely indeed, however, I will give you this power to change anyone’s command files to anything you want, in return for a small wish of my own” The text rolled past quickly.
“I agree to your contract!” Lelouch typed fabulously, with added java for sparkles.
…
Lelouch wasted no time in going back to /a/. Posting an unrelated image, he declared. “Where should a Brittanian blogger blog if he hates Brittanian blogs?” Within seconds he had over fifty posts declaring a troll in their midst. Upon Launching Geass.exe, those who replied all screamed, as their computer screens were hit by 50 rick-rolls, accompanied by the ripping apart of their hard-drives, and followed by the silent but ever-shocking, blue screen of permanent, irreversible death.
And so began Lelouch Vi Brittania's war on the internet.
Anyone on LJ want to join the rebellion?
Edit: Better pictures now!Thanks to /a/ for the original screencap!
Lelouch sat at his computer, mindlessly flicking through his usual blog, livejounal. There were mostly posts from Rivalz, being far too vocal about their dealings with online chess gambling. At least he had the posts friends-locked… but still. Flicking through the pages, his eyes stopped on a community page. Someone had posted a picture of Japanese people being killed mercilessly, with the caption “Eleven-fags fail.” He clicked on the post to see what this person, clovis_for_emperor, had against the Japanese. There was just one caption under the picture.
"I found this on /a/."
Now, Lelouch had heard of /a/ in other posts before. He usually found them so ludicrous and time-wasting that he had gone past them with little thought. The odd mention of 4-chan also came up and he assumed the two were related. His curiosity got the better of him and he found himself looking into /a/. Before he knew it he was stuck in a thread making anonymous posts based on how anorexia does not apply in Japan. He was just about to reply to a poster that he wasn’t an Eleven-fag, but he didn’t like how the current interwebs divided everyone, when the worst thing possible happened.
The blue screen of death.
It was undoubtedly the work of a cyber terrorist from 4-chan, his superior intellect told him. Many things flew through Lelouch’s brain all at once. He thought of all the pornographic images he and his online lover Suzaku had taken before they went their separate ways, stored on his hard-drive. He thought of the logs of all the tactical decisions he’s ever made in his life, unrecoverable, gone forever. The situation made him think of his sister Nunnally, traumatized by text and online bullying so that she could no longer look at or touch a computer. He remembered the conversation they had not even a week ago, folding paper cranes to make a wish.
“And what will you wish for Nunnally?”
“Mmm… That the internet will become a kind place.”
Suddenly, lelouch’s blue screen flickered green, and a singular line of text appeared. “You don’t want to end here, do you?”
“No.” He typed back.
“Do you want power?”
“Yes”
“It seems that you have a reason to troll. Geass.exe will make you very lonely indeed, however, I will give you this power to change anyone’s command files to anything you want, in return for a small wish of my own” The text rolled past quickly.
“I agree to your contract!” Lelouch typed fabulously, with added java for sparkles.
…
Lelouch wasted no time in going back to /a/. Posting an unrelated image, he declared. “Where should a Brittanian blogger blog if he hates Brittanian blogs?” Within seconds he had over fifty posts declaring a troll in their midst. Upon Launching Geass.exe, those who replied all screamed, as their computer screens were hit by 50 rick-rolls, accompanied by the ripping apart of their hard-drives, and followed by the silent but ever-shocking, blue screen of permanent, irreversible death.
And so began Lelouch Vi Brittania's war on the internet.
Anyone on LJ want to join the rebellion?
Edit: Better pictures now!