I come bearing the worst kind of crack coupled by my poor writing skills, please enjoy!





Lelouch sat at his computer, mindlessly flicking through his usual blog, livejounal. There were mostly posts from Rivalz, being far too vocal about their dealings with online chess gambling. At least he had the posts friends-locked… but still. Flicking through the pages, his eyes stopped on a community page. Someone had posted a picture of Japanese people being killed mercilessly, with the caption “Eleven-fags fail.” He clicked on the post to see what this person, clovis_for_emperor, had against the Japanese. There was just one caption under the picture.

"I found this on /a/."

Now, Lelouch had heard of /a/ in other posts before. He usually found them so ludicrous and time-wasting that he had gone past them with little thought. The odd mention of 4-chan also came up and he assumed the two were related. His curiosity got the better of him and he found himself looking into /a/. Before he knew it he was stuck in a thread making anonymous posts based on how anorexia does not apply in Japan. He was just about to reply to a poster that he wasn’t an Eleven-fag, but he didn’t like how the current interwebs divided everyone, when the worst thing possible happened.

The blue screen of death.

It was undoubtedly the work of a cyber terrorist from 4-chan, his superior intellect told him. Many things flew through Lelouch’s brain all at once. He thought of all the pornographic images he and his online lover Suzaku had taken before they went their separate ways, stored on his hard-drive. He thought of the logs of all the tactical decisions he’s ever made in his life, unrecoverable, gone forever. The situation made him think of his sister Nunnally, traumatized by text and online bullying so that she could no longer look at or touch a computer. He remembered the conversation they had not even a week ago, folding paper cranes to make a wish.

“And what will you wish for Nunnally?”
“Mmm… That the internet will become a kind place.”


Suddenly, lelouch’s blue screen flickered green, and a singular line of text appeared. “You don’t want to end here, do you?”

“No.” He typed back.

“Do you want power?”

“Yes”

“It seems that you have a reason to troll. Geass.exe will make you very lonely indeed, however, I will give you this power to change anyone’s command files to anything you want, in return for a small wish of my own” The text rolled past quickly.

“I agree to your contract!” Lelouch typed fabulously, with added java for sparkles.



Lelouch wasted no time in going back to /a/. Posting an unrelated image, he declared. “Where should a Brittanian blogger blog if he hates Brittanian blogs?” Within seconds he had over fifty posts declaring a troll in their midst. Upon Launching Geass.exe, those who replied all screamed, as their computer screens were hit by 50 rick-rolls, accompanied by the ripping apart of their hard-drives, and followed by the silent but ever-shocking, blue screen of permanent, irreversible death.

And so began Lelouch Vi Brittania's war on the internet.



Anyone on LJ want to join the rebellion?

Edit: Better pictures now! Thanks to /a/ for the original screencap!
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Date/Time: 2008-09-22 07:59 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] luinthoron.livejournal.com
Nice! XD
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 08:03 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dazzlin-denny.livejournal.com
THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING FAN FIC I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 15:36 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] birdboy2000.livejournal.com
Nothing sad about pokemon knowledge. :P
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 10:29 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] semeru.livejournal.com
IAWTC
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 09:02 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] moonloop.livejournal.com
Hahahaha that was actually funny. I loved the edits of Lelouch going WAAAH at the blue screen of death! I'd love to do one of Lloyd with Linux and him seeing a kernel panic. Since Lloyd is computer wizzy xP
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 20:24 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] 10sugars.livejournal.com
loool wow i might get my friend Rhys to join you with the Lloyd-Linux-Failing.
ahhh Lloyd is great~~ <33
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 09:46 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] swish-swish.livejournal.com
Awesome story and use of pictures!
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 10:03 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] strike-x-slash.livejournal.com
I'm smiling so hard right now.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 10:23 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] panoptics.livejournal.com
Made of victory and adorable victory kittens.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 10:36 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] darksage29.livejournal.com
EPICWIN
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 10:39 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] gomimushi.livejournal.com
.... I have no words to describe this.
You win internets. Kind and wonderful internets made by Lelouch.

\o/

*loves haxx0r C.C.*
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 11:10 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] slasher-forever.livejournal.com
verrry nice... XD
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 11:39 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] emifujiwara.livejournal.com
Awesome! XD
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 12:31 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] projectcrumbs.livejournal.com
Awesome!!!
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 13:11 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] starryburst.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 13:33 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] birdboy2000.livejournal.com
No, /codegeass/ is taking over lj. :P
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 14:07 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cheezmonke.livejournal.com
with added java for sparkles

THIS ♥
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 14:07 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] melengro.livejournal.com
I DEMAND A CONTINUATION
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 14:09 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] acediance.livejournal.com
This made my morning so much happier <3
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 14:17 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] shinigami39.livejournal.com
FABULOUS. ♥
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 14:22 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] lavaliere
lavaliere: ([CG] Rolo -- Arabesque)
Cool story, bro. XD
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 14:26 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] clones.livejournal.com
It seems that you have a reason to troll.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 15:07 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] aonoa.livejournal.com
coolest story i ever read haha !!
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 15:10 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] incantatio.livejournal.com
THAT WAS TOTAL WIN
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 15:22 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] eva-angelb.livejournal.com
"He thought of all the pornographic images he and his online lover Suzaku had taken before they went their separate ways, stored on his hard-drive."

WIN!!! ♥
simply AWESOME!
oh the crack!! oh the sparkles!!!
CONTINUATION!!!!!!!
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 15:24 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] uwaaaah.livejournal.com
LELOUCH TYPED FABULOUSLY, WITH ADDED JAVA FOR SPARKLES.

My god I love you.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 15:58 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] furato.livejournal.com
Image
LOVELY, MAI HANNI
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 17:20 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] phantasiagirl.livejournal.com
This is absolutely FABULOUS.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 17:30 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] empanadas
empanadas: ([voyeur] Lelouch -- Code Geass)
This is made of pure win! *A*
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 18:30 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] strikekira105.livejournal.com
"He thought of all the pornographic images he and his online lover Suzaku had taken before they went their separate ways, stored on his hard-drive."

Do you really want Lelouch to pursue you in his vendetta against the Internet? For all you know, he's watching this community, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike against the yaoi fangirls; while he does find their delusions amusing for the most part, he still holds a very dim view of them nonetheless and will stop at nothing to put them in their place should they irritate him enough.

This post is still EPIC FUCKING WIN either way.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 19:20 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] gilfaenen.livejournal.com
EPIC WIN POST :D

Seriously, this fic just made my entire day.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 21:26 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] little-pierrot.livejournal.com
This was so epic!

I'm going to get in trouble if I laugh right now, I'm in class...

brb, going to the hallway to laugh.
Date/Time: 2008-09-22 22:15 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] fictitiousbox.livejournal.com
I lul'd
Date/Time: 2008-09-23 01:47 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] eggy-egg.livejournal.com
YAY FOR JAVA SPARKLES.
Date/Time: 2008-09-23 02:16 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] koyuki-azumaya.livejournal.com
I lol'd
Date/Time: 2008-09-23 03:19 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] strawberrypenis.livejournal.com
MOST EPIC WIN FAN FIC EVER


saving in memories
Date/Time: 2008-09-23 04:26 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] kamshaticum.livejournal.com
and this is why i procrastinate doing homework. so i can read things like THIS. <3
Date/Time: 2008-09-23 14:29 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] xamiyax.livejournal.com
Lol
Date/Time: 2008-09-23 17:49 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] eclairalexander.livejournal.com
GEASS.EXE
I see what you did there..

Well you made up my day, Thanks :)

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