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code_geass2008-10-01 02:32 am
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Crack, please forgive me
So the amazing drabble generator was posted at a community I'm a part of and instead of trying out any other fandom, my mind went straight to Geass, being the Geass-fag that I am. And to Lelouch and Suzaku because you know what. >_>
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.It isn't, really. >.>
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
I still don't have a geass icon. T_T
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
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Suzaku sipped bubbly at his drink and stood passioned behind a candy. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel determined and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how hopeless his boobs got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Suzaku knew very well why he was at the party: to see Euphemia.
Ah, Euphemia. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her sad smile made Suzaku's heart beat more fabulously than a pink Lancelot.
But tonight everyone was masked. Suzaku peered pervertedly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Euphemia. There, he thought, the woman over by the wings, the tender one with the bunny mask. It had to be Euphemia. No one else could look so timeless, even in a bunny mask.
She began to walk Suzaku's way and Suzaku started to panic. What if she actually talked to Suzaku?
Euphemia came right up to Suzaku and Suzaku thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Euphemia said quickly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the weapon," Suzaku said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so dreamy.
Just then, a lulzy voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Suzaku's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Euphemia might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Euphemia swept Suzaku into her arms, bent him somewhere in Britannia, and kissed Suzaku tenderly, slipping him the tongue and groping his hair.
Suzaku could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out gently and pulled Euphemia's mask off her face. It was Euphemia! "I knew it was you," Suzaku said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Euphemia said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Suzaku watched her go. She would be right back, Suzaku was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.
And then they would fall in love
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