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helreginn.livejournal.com in code_geassSo the amazing drabble generator was posted at a community I'm a part of and instead of trying out any other fandom, my mind went straight to Geass, being the Geass-fag that I am. And to Lelouch and Suzaku because you know what. >_>
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.It isn't, really. >.>
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
I still don't have a geass icon. T_T
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
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Take it easy there gurl. =D
LOVE IT.
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Well, lesse what I get...
The Touchy-feely Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Lelouche strode along the path, making for Moist Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Red Corn, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Penis.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his sticky wood just in time to face the large man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck slowly, and Lelouche barely raised his wood to meet the attack. They fought long and warmly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Lelouche found himself forced to one knee, the man's wood pressed to his phallic balls. "I am Suzaku of Moist Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Red Corn. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the bed."
But Lelouche had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his wood with a twist, overpowered Suzaku and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Lelouche said, looking down upon him.
Suzaku's arm shimmered like a bad drabble fanfic being written. "I have underestimated you, Lelouche. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Lelouche's desire was enflamed. His balls throbbed and all his thoughts were to slap Suzaku like a bunny. Lelouche caressed Suzaku's hard arm and he responded. They came together quickly, and their joining was as round as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet mushroom!" Lelouche groaned and slapped Suzaku as craftily as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Lelouche said. "That's where I put the Red Corn for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed foolishly on the grass, forgetful of all but their slippery love. "We will stay together forever," Suzaku said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Penis never got the Red Corn and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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Suzaku sipped bubbly at his drink and stood passioned behind a candy. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel determined and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how hopeless his boobs got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Suzaku knew very well why he was at the party: to see Euphemia.
Ah, Euphemia. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her sad smile made Suzaku's heart beat more fabulously than a pink Lancelot.
But tonight everyone was masked. Suzaku peered pervertedly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Euphemia. There, he thought, the woman over by the wings, the tender one with the bunny mask. It had to be Euphemia. No one else could look so timeless, even in a bunny mask.
She began to walk Suzaku's way and Suzaku started to panic. What if she actually talked to Suzaku?
Euphemia came right up to Suzaku and Suzaku thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Euphemia said quickly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the weapon," Suzaku said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so dreamy.
Just then, a lulzy voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Suzaku's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Euphemia might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Euphemia swept Suzaku into her arms, bent him somewhere in Britannia, and kissed Suzaku tenderly, slipping him the tongue and groping his hair.
Suzaku could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out gently and pulled Euphemia's mask off her face. It was Euphemia! "I knew it was you," Suzaku said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Euphemia said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Suzaku watched her go. She would be right back, Suzaku was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.
And then they would fall in love
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Check mine out!! :
I'm Dreaming Of A Huge Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Schneizel sat smoothly on the bed, sipping round eggnog.
He looked at the close moon hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Kanon had hung it there, just before they looked at each other huskily and then fell into each other's arms and sucked each other's cock.
If only I hadn't been so kinky, Schneizel thought, pouring a lewd amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Kanon might not have got so hot and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a perverted tear and held his nipple in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Beautiful voice lifted expertly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a Huge Christmas
Just aim away from face
Schneizel ran to the door. It was Kanon, looking smooth all over with snow.
"I missed you a lot," Kanon said. "And I wanted to smack your cock again."
Schneizel hugged Kanon and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Kanon said.
"I think so too," Schneizel said and they sucked each other's cock until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted pork ass and lived expensively until Schneizel got drunk again.
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A Smooth Day To Smack
Schneizel stepped expertly out into the Beautiful sunshine, and admired Kanon's cock. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a hot sight."
Kanon climbed off the bed and walked huskily across the grass to greet his lover. Schneizel patted Kanon on the ass and then tried to smack him quick, but without success.
"That's all right," Kanon said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not huge," Schneizel. "Not as huge as the time we fucked on the bed."
Kanon nodded expensively. "We were perverted back in those days."
"Our nipples were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Schneizel said. "Everything seems round and open when you're young."
"Of course," Kanon said. "But now we're lewd, we can still have fun. If we go about it smoothly."
"Smoothly?" Schneizel said . "But how?"
"With this," Kanon said and held out a kinky pill. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."
Schneizel swallowed the pill at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck smoothly. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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I wanted to smack your cock again
smack your cock
Brb I need some air
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That's like, the most amazing website EVER!
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Lelouch and Rolo
by William Shakespeare
Enter Lelouch
Rolo appears above at a window
Lelouch:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the locketto, and Rolo is the cat.
Arise, lulz-worthy cat, and ate the rapetastic butterfly.
See, how he leans his eye upon his cock!
O, that I were a glove upon that cock,
That I might touch that eye!
Rolo:
O Lelouch, Lelouch! wherefore art thou Lelouch?
What's in a name? That which we call an ass
By any other name would smell as gay
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "gayer than San Fransisco"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sparkly.
Lelouch:
Swain, by yonder rapetastic butterfly I swear
That tips under the covers the garish pink blankie--
Rolo:
O, swear not by the butterfly, the fabulous butterfly,
That foolishly changes in its pink orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise pink.
Sweet, shining night! A thousand times shining night!
Parting is such incestous sorrow,
That I shall say shining night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Lelouch:
Sleep dwell upon thine eye, peace in thy cock!
Would I were sleep and peace, so cruely to rest!
uke-like will I to my lulz-worthy ass's cell,
Its help to ate, and my gay ass to tell.
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...OH MY GOD.
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It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Rolo and Lelouch went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Rolo hit Lelouch in his eye with a big pink iceball. It hurt a lot, but Rolo kissed it lovingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really incestous snow man!" Rolo said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Lelouch said. "That would be more lulz-worthy and politically correct."
"I know," Rolo said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up foolishly and made a garish snow cat. Rolo put on a pink blankie for the cock. The cat was almost as big as Lelouch.
"It looks rapetastic," Rolo said sexily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Lelouch said and held up a sparkly locketto. "I found this under the covers." He put the locketto onto the cat's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl gayer than San Fransisco.
Lelouch screamed uke-like and ran but the snow cat chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat raped him cruely.
"Nobody does that to my little Shining Butterfly," Rolo screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the ass. It fell down and Rolo kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Lelouch said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The locketto lay in the yard until a gay child picked it up and took it home.
...this is too much fun.
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...was pure amazing.
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Lelouch was walking through a colorful meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a bare little cat lying under a tree.
Lelouch skipped over to see the dear thing and was desirable to find that she was hurt! A pizza had pierced her delicate little breasts and she whimpered boastingly with the pain.
"My abnormal little friend," Lelouch said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the pizza, as sacramentally as he could. The cat cried out and Lelouch's heart ached, like a Pokemon that has better moves than my girlfriend. "You'll be all right," Lelouch whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you C.C. and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping C.C. up in his arms, Lelouch carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Lelouch nursed C.C., cleaning her breasts and feeding her Knightmare-brand cat chow.
On the eighth night, C.C. climbed into bed with Lelouch. She burrowed under the covers and paranoidly slapped Lelouch's penis. It made Lelouch giggle and he cuddled close to C.C., stroking her pizza butt and singing doubtingly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Lelouch hurried home so he could curl up with C.C.. It gave him an organic feeling whenever C.C. slapped his penis.
Then one night, C.C. looked up at Lelouch and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a fabulous princess."
Lelouch screamed nakedly, he was so surprised. How could a cat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," C.C. said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Lelouch said and kissed C.C. on her pizza butt. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a fabulous princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess C.C.," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Lelouch said.
"See?" C.C. said and showed Lelouch the scar from the pizza on her breasts. Then she kissed Lelouch and they tumbled on a DRR machine and did a lot of very vigorous things, some of them involving a delicious bondage suit.
"I love you," C.C. said when they were done. Lelouch clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure C.C. had stashed away.
And if C.C. didn't know about Lelouch's visits to the cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
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I think it would of been better of Lelouch was the princess, but hey. xD
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Black Love
Lelouch finished packing. Ever since Suzaku, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Lelouch had been fuzzy.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing licked him, all was squishy. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going under the table to become a soft pencil.
Just then, there was a sexy knock at the door. Lelouch opened it and stood there quickly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his leg.
When Lelouch came to, Suzaku was holding his stomach and looking hard. "My love," Suzaku said gently, "I'm sorry for the leather shock. I've been shipwrecked on a pretty island for the last ten years, living like a desperate teenage girl. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my mouth in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Lelouch could hardly believe his Suzaku had returned. "I will always love you, mouth or no mouth. Besides, you can cover it up with a scissor."
They embraced stupidly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was wet.
OH GOD, I'm going to be doing this for hours LOLOLOL
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-dies laughing-
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It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Lelouch and C.C. went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Lelouch hit C.C. in her hair with a big breezy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Lelouch kissed it coldly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really straw-strewn snow man!" Lelouch said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" C.C. said. "That would be more lonely and politically correct."
"I know," Lelouch said. "We can make a snow horse. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up coquettishly and made a rural snow horse. Lelouch put on a hay wain for the code mark. The horse was almost as big as C.C..
"It looks happy," Lelouch said sadly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," C.C. said and held up a dirty origami crane. "I found this in the cart." She put the origami crane onto the horse's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the horse, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like rural men and women of old, loving in the embrace of the earth.
C.C. screamed warmly and ran but the snow horse chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow horse kissed her happily.
"Nobody does that to my little Horny Peasant Dress," Lelouch screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow horse through the vagina. It fell down and Lelouch kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" C.C. said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The origami crane lay in the yard until a kinky child picked it up and took it home.
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On an Ambiguously Dead and crippled morning, Lelouch sat in the wheelchair. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His toe ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Nunnally to love someone with a moe eye?
Sweetly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tall beautiful pope hat, all on a summer's day. I wish my Nunnally would hug me, in her own waifish way..."
"Do you?" Nunnally sat down beside Lelouch and put her hand on Lelouch's geass. "I think that could be arranged."
Lelouch gasped incestuously. "But what about my moe eye?"
"I like it," Nunnally said forgivingly. "I think it's fuckishly awesome-voiced."
They came together and their kiss was like one who had faked his own death to traumatise people like a complete jerk.
"I love you," Lelouch said angrily.
"I love you too," Nunnally replied and hugged him.
They bought a fish, moved in together, and lived softly ever after.
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I Saw Luluko Kissing Santa Claus
Suzaku woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one neck-breaking box that looked like a screen door.
Then Suzaku noticed that Luluko was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Suzaku thought that he would surprise Luluko. Maybe even sneak up behind her and stab her on her head-splitting armpit. That always made Luluko slippery.
Suzaku crept slow-motion-y down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its green lights, and the presents, heaped up retardedly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Luluko. Kissing someone.
Suzaku was so angry, he picked up a bicycle from a table and threw it ridiculously under the sea.
They both looked around.
"Luluko, you gay octopus!" Suzaku yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Suzaku looked and then rubbed his square of skin behind the left knee and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Luluko said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a shiny kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Suzaku said wonkily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be extremely heavy."
That seemed reasonable. Suzaku went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a Spinzaku that spun all day long. He made Suzaku 's nostril feel all sloppy.
"You see?" Luluko said gaily and Suzaku saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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D: WHYYYYYYY.
Do I dazzle you?
On a gorgeous and perfect morning, Lelouch sat in the sky. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His eyes ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Rolo to love someone with a sparkling lips?
Creepily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a fabulous endearing handphone, all on a summer's day. I wish my Rolo would caress me, in his own bizarre way..."
"Do you?" Rolo sat down beside Lelouch and put his hand on Lelouch's chest. "I think that could be arranged."
Lelouch gasped strangely. "But what about my sparkling lips?"
"I like it," Rolo said viciously. "I think it's sexy."
They came together and their kiss was like the clouds, heavy with tears.
"I love you," Lelouch said passionately.
"I love you too," Rolo replied and caressed him.
They bought a bird, moved in together, and lived kindly ever after.
This is addictive...
Rolo sipped terribly at his drink and stood flashing behind an erection. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel pink and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how ridiculous his eye got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Rolo knew very well why he was at the party: to see Jeremiah.
Ah, Jeremiah. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his creepy testicle made Rolo's heart beat like the most orgasmic potato imaginable.
But tonight everyone was masked. Rolo peered completely through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Jeremiah. There, he thought, the man over by the orange, the leather one with the cat mask. It had to be Jeremiah. No one else could look so tight, even in a cat mask.
He began to walk Rolo's way and Rolo started to panic. What if he actually talked to Rolo?
Jeremiah came right up to Rolo and Rolo thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Jeremiah said sweetly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the locket," Rolo said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so loyal.
Just then, an obsessive voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Rolo's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Jeremiah might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Jeremiah swept Rolo into his arms, bent him with a potato, and kissed Rolo flamboyantly, slipping him the tongue and groping his fist.
Rolo could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out amazingly and pulled Jeremiah's mask off his face. It was Jeremiah! "I knew it was you," Rolo said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Jeremiah said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Rolo watched him go. He would be right back, Rolo was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
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A Pink Sword In Time
On a fabulous and flabby morning, Suzaku sat on a rainbow. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His big toe ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Lelouch to love someone with a dramatic belly button?
Intentionally, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a lovely smelly lawnmower, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lelouch would eat me, in his own funky way..."
"Do you?" Lelouch sat down beside Suzaku and put his hand on Suzaku's nostril. "I think that could be arranged."
Suzaku gasped angrily. "But what about my dramatic belly button?"
"I like it," Lelouch said awkwardly. "I think it's interesting."
They came together and their kiss was like the sound of an Emperocket taking flight.
"I love you," Suzaku said merrily.
"I love you too," Lelouch replied and ate him.
They bought a flying purple hippo, moved in together, and lived slinkily ever after.
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The Battle For The Pink Sword
On a rainbow, Suzaku ate his pink sword. He had been busy with the pink sword for hours and now wanted nothing more than a fabulous cuddle or a dramatic massage from his lover Lelouch.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his funky Lelouch appeared at the door, grinning slinkily.
"Put down the pink sword," Lelouch said angrily. "Unless you want me to eat that pink sword on your nostril."
Suzaku put down the pink sword. He was interesting. He had never seen Lelouch so ridiculous before and it made him flabby.
Lelouch picked up the pink sword, then withdrew an orange from his belly button. "Don't be so interesting," Lelouch said with a ridiculous grimace. "A flying purple hippo bit my big toe this morning, and everything became smelly. Now with this pink sword and this orange I can angrily rule the world!"
Suzaku clutched his lovely big toe merrily. This was his lover, his funky Lelouch, now staring at him with a ridiculous belly button.
"Fight it!" Suzaku shouted. "The flying purple hippo just wants the pink sword for his own funky devices! He doesn't love you, not the fabulous way I do!"
Suzaku could see Lelouch trembling merrily. Suzaku reached out his nostril and touched Lelouch's belly button angrily. He was funky, so funky, but he knew only his lovely love for Lelouch would break the flying purple hippo's spell.
Sure enough, Lelouch dropped the pink sword with a thunk. "Oh, Suzaku," he squealed. "I'm so fabulous, can you ever forgive me?"
But Suzaku had already moved on a rainbow. Like the sound of an Emperocket taking flight, he pressed his nostril into Lelouch's belly button. And as they fell together in a smelly fit of love, the pink sword lay on the floor, flabby and forgotten.
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On a ninja-tastic and awesome morning, Jeremiah sat in space. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Sayako to love someone with a tender stomach?
Cleanly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a mechanical loving tree, all on a summer's day. I wish my Sayako would stroke me, in her own caring way..."
"Do you?" Sayako sat down beside Jeremiah and put her hand on Jeremiah's leg. "I think that could be arranged."
Jeremiah gasped loyally. "But what about my tender stomach?"
"I like it," Sayako said amazingly. "I think it's fabulous."
They came together and their kiss was like a STORM OF LOYALTY.
"I love you," Jeremiah said sneakily.
"I love you too," Sayako replied and stroked him.
They bought a pig-mole, moved in together, and lived fantastically ever after.
Okay, one more...
Lloyd and Lelouch were celebrating a kinky Valentine's Day together. Lloyd had cooked a sexy dinner and they ate in Suzaku's pants by candlelight.
"My darling," Lelouch said, stroking Lloyd's torso, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Lloyd. "It is but a buoyant token of my poignant love."
Lloyd opened the box. Inside was a flaming pudding! He gazed at it sexily. Then he gazed at Lelouch sexily. "It's FABULOUS," Lloyd said. "Come here and let me molest you."
Just then, an artistic crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a rabid bunny with a butcher knife on crack. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a fantastical voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Lelouch read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other brightly as the crone cackled some more. Lloyd's mouth began to tremble. Then Lelouch shrugged, pulled out a Geass, and hit the crone on her toe. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Lloyd said and kissed Lelouch theatrically. "This is a gooey Valentine's Day!"
They maniacally burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they molested each other all night long.
LAST ONE I SWEAR
On an effervescent and iridescent morning, Cornelia sat in a castle. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Guilford to love someone with a fabulous hair?
Swiftly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a supercalafragilisticexpialadocious glow-in-the-dark table, all on a summer's day. I wish my Guilford would grope me, in his own flamboyant way..."
"Do you?" Guilford sat down beside Cornelia and put his hand on Cornelia's skin. "I think that could be arranged."
Cornelia gasped distantly. "But what about my fabulous hair?"
"I like it," Guilford said amorously. "I think it's amazing."
They came together and their kiss was like a hundred exploding suns.
"I love you," Cornelia said softly.
"I love you too," Guilford replied and groped her.
They bought a hyena, moved in together, and lived teasingly ever after.
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Schneizel and Lloyd
by William Shakespeare
Enter Schneizel
Lloyd appears above at a window
Schneizel:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bed, and Lloyd is the cat.
Arise, eccentric cat, and kiss the smooth pudding.
See, how he leans his chest upon his stomach!
O, that I were a glove upon that stomach,
That I might touch that chest!
Lloyd:
O Schneizel, Schneizel! wherefore art thou Schneizel?
What's in a name? That which we call a cock
By any other name would smell as harsh
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like an engine taking off"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove amusing.
Schneizel:
Swain, by yonder smooth pudding I swear
That tips by the bed the dark book--
Lloyd:
O, swear not by the pudding, the modern pudding,
That roughly changes in its long orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise long.
Sweet, rough night! A thousand times rough night!
Parting is such cute sorrow,
That I shall say rough night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Schneizel:
Sleep dwell upon thy chest, peace in thy stomach!
Would I were sleep and peace, so rapidly to rest!
gently will I to my eccentric cock's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my harsh cock to tell.
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A Pudding In Time
On an amusing and long morning, Lloyd sat on a bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His chest ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Cecile to love someone with an adorable cock?
Slowly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a rough smooth card, all on a summer's day. I wish my Cecile would kiss me, in her own crazy way..."
"Do you?" Cecile sat down beside Lloyd and put her hand on Lloyd's stomach. "I think that could be arranged."
Lloyd gasped rapidly. "But what about my adorable cock?"
"I like it," Cecile said madly. "I think it's pale."
They came together and their kiss was like an engine taking off.
"I love you," Lloyd said roughly.
"I love you too," Cecile replied and kissed him.
They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived gently ever after.
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AHAHAHA, hilarious!
LMAO
Mao stepped psychopathically out into the fabulous sunshine, and admired Lelouch's shoulder. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a squishy sight."
Lelouch climbed off the chainsaw and walked madly across the grass to greet his lover. Mao patted Lelouch on the arm and then tried to laugh him childishly, but without success.
"That's all right," Lelouch said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not shaky," Mao. "Not as shaky as the time we laughed on a rock."
Lelouch nodded Yagami Light-ily. "We were evil back in those days."
"Our heads were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Mao said. "Everything seems cheerful and dubious when you're young."
"Of course," Lelouch said. "But now we're rude, we can still have fun. If we go about it evily."
"Evily?" Mao said . "But how?"
"With this," Lelouch said and held out a batshit insane chess piece. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to laugh."
Mao swallowed the chess piece at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to laugh evily. They laughed like an ordinary high school student bent on using a notebook to take over the world. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Another one, with the same pairing
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Mao strode along the path, making for Dubious Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Squishy Chess piece, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Shoulder.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his rude chainsaw just in time to face the fabulous man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck evily, and Mao barely raised his chainsaw to meet the attack. They fought long and psychopathically until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Mao found himself forced to one knee, the man's chainsaw pressed to his batshit insane head. "I am Lelouch of Dubious Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Squishy Chess piece. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a rock."
But Mao had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his chainsaw with a twist, overpowered Lelouch and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Mao said, looking down upon him.
Lelouch's arm shimmered like an ordinary high school student bent on using a notebook to take over the world. "I have underestimated you, Mao. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Mao's desire was enflamed. His head throbbed and all his thoughts were to laugh Lelouch like a cat. Mao caressed Lelouch's evil arm and he responded. They came together madly, and their joining was as cheerful as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet mask!" Mao groaned and laughed Lelouch as Yagami Light-ily as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Mao said. "That's where I put the Squishy Chess piece for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed childishly on the grass, forgetful of all but their lewd love. "We will stay together forever," Lelouch said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Shoulder never got the Squishy Chess piece and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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Lol, Squishy Chess Piece :D
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On a dazzling and hard morning, Suzaku sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His chest ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Lelouch to love someone with a wet penis?
Affectionately, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a kinky hot geass, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lelouch would fuck me, in his own charming way..."
"Do you?" Lelouch sat down beside Suzaku and put his hand on Suzaku's butt. "I think that could be arranged."
Suzaku gasped warmly. "But what about my wet penis?"
"I like it," Lelouch said passionately. "I think it's sparkly."
They came together and their kiss was like a tornado.
"I love you," Suzaku said gently.
"I love you too," Lelouch replied and fucked him.
They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived gleefully ever after.
Oh dear god I love this.
The Battle For The Kannon's Hat
In Britannia, Schneizel fucked his Kannon's hat. He had been busy with the Kannon's hat for hours and now wanted nothing more than a moe cuddle or a gay massage from his lover Kannon.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his kawaii Kannon appeared at the door, grinning oddly.
"Put down the Kannon's hat," Kannon said beautifully. "Unless you want me to fuck that Kannon's hat on your urethra."
Schneizel put down the Kannon's hat. He was hawt. He had never seen Kannon so mad before and it made him delicious.
Kannon picked up the Kannon's hat, then withdrew a silk from his penis. "Don't be so hawt," Kannon said with a mad grimace. "A llama bit my foot this morning, and everything became FABULOUS. Now with this Kannon's hat and this silk I can beautifully rule the world!"
Schneizel clutched his emo foot aggressively. This was his lover, his kawaii Kannon, now staring at him with a mad penis.
"Fight it!" Schneizel shouted. "The llama just wants the Kannon's hat for his own kawaii devices! He doesn't love you, not the moe way I do!"
Schneizel could see Kannon trembling aggressively. Schneizel reached out his urethra and touched Kannon's penis beautifully. He was kawaii, so kawaii, but he knew only his emo love for Kannon would break the llama's spell.
Sure enough, Kannon dropped the Kannon's hat with a thunk. "Oh, Schneizel," he squealed. "I'm so moe, can you ever forgive me?"
But Schneizel had already moved in Britannia. Like the fucking crane that casts a glowing rainbow all o'er Britannia, he pressed his urethra into Kannon's penis. And as they fell together in a FABULOUS fit of love, the Kannon's hat lay on the floor, delicious and forgotten.
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The Kitten Prince
Suzaku was walking through a smooth meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a furry little kitten lying under a tree.
Suzaku skipped over to see the dear thing and was silver to find that he was hurt! A chair had pierced his jesus-like little elbow and he whimpered angrily with the pain.
"My hot little friend," Suzaku said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the chair, as hotly as he could. The kitten cried out and Suzaku's heart ached, like a really fat boy who loves cake. "You'll be all right," Suzaku whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lelouch and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lelouch up in his arms, Suzaku carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Suzaku nursed Lelouch, cleaning his elbow and feeding him Dat ass-brand kitten chow.
On the eighth night, Lelouch climbed into bed with Suzaku. He burrowed under the covers and dangerously thusted Suzaku's ass. It made Suzaku giggle and he cuddled close to Lelouch, stroking his arm and singing softly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Suzaku hurried home so he could curl up with Lelouch. It gave him a fabulous feeling whenever Lelouch thusted his ass.
Then one night, Lelouch looked up at Suzaku and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Suzaku screamed kindly, he was so surprised. How could a kitten talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lelouch said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Suzaku said and kissed Lelouch on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lelouch," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Suzaku said.
"See?" Lelouch said and showed Suzaku the scar from the chair on his elbow. Then he kissed Suzaku and they tumbled over a waterfall and did a lot of very hard things, some of them involving a lolzy desk.
"I love you," Lelouch said when they were done. Suzaku clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lelouch had stashed away.
And if Lelouch didn't know about Suzaku's visits to the kitten sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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by William Shakespeare
Enter Lelouch
Suzaku appears above at a window
Lelouch:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the pencil, and Suzaku is the lobster.
Arise, epic lobster, and jump the squishy glass of milk.
See, how he leans his hand upon his dat ass!
O, that I were a glove upon that dat ass,
That I might touch that hand!
Suzaku:
O Lelouch, Lelouch! wherefore art thou Lelouch?
What's in a name? That which we call a nose
By any other name would smell as hot
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a computer without its monitor"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sexy.
Lelouch:
Swain, by yonder squishy glass of milk I swear
That tips in a den the bright dat ass--
Suzaku:
O, swear not by the glass of milk, the fabulous glass of milk,
That fantasticly changes in its god-like orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise god-like.
Sweet, gay night! A thousand times gay night!
Parting is such hard sorrow,
That I shall say gay night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Lelouch:
Sleep dwell upon thy hand, peace in thy dat ass!
Would I were sleep and peace, so epicly to rest!
fabulously will I to my epic nose's cell,
Its help to jump, and my hot nose to tell.
^that one kinda sucks.
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I'm glad I used "lobster"
And lol your icon (I am reminded of the spinoff or whatever called "Snakes on a Train")
I shit you not.
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I Saw Suzaku Kissing Santa Claus
Lelouch woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one over weight box that looked like a DAT ASS.
Then Lelouch noticed that Suzaku was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Lelouch thought that he would surprise Suzaku. Maybe even sneak up behind him and jump him on his omnomnom foot. That always made Suzaku fuzzy.
Lelouch crept curiously down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its tasty lights, and the presents, heaped up sexily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Suzaku. Kissing someone.
Lelouch was so angry, he picked up a mouse from a table and threw it meanly on a dolphin.
They both looked around.
"Suzaku, you bland dolphin!" Lelouch yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Lelouch looked and then rubbed his ear and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Suzaku said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a kitty-like kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Lelouch said sadly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be hard."
That seemed reasonable. Lelouch went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a moon shining on the sea as the wind flutters swiftly across the beach. He made Lelouch's stomach feel all feathery.
"You see?" Suzaku said angrily and Lelouch saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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Suzaku hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a soft wind that blows and changes the world. He loathed it.
Every December, Suzaku would feel himself getting all lolz inside. He refused to put up a Christmas your mother, he snapped at anyone naked enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Suzaku had to go to the mall to buy an unearthly dat ass. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing hardly around and so much Christmas music blaring gently, he thought his left thumb would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an angry woman collecting for charity. Suzaku never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the angry woman dropped his bells and ran on a fish. There was a beautiful fish right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the angry woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Suzaku rushed out and emoly pushed them both out of the way. There was a sorrowful bang and then everything went dark.
When Suzaku woke up, he was in a fabulous room. There was a Christmas your mother in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Suzaku's eyeball hurt. A lot.
The angry woman came into the room. "I'm so kawaii!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Luluko. You saved me from the truck. But your eyeball is broken."
Suzaku hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas your mother up and his eyeball was broken, he felt quite amazing, especially when he looked at Luluko.
"Your eyeball must hurt angrily," Luluko said. "I think this will help." And she typed Suzaku several times.
Now Suzaku felt very amazing indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Luluko. "I love you," he said, and kissed Luluko kawaiily.
"I love you too," said Luluko. Just then, the fish ran into the room and nuzzled Suzaku's wenis. "I brought him home with us," Luluko said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Suzaku said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
I'm scared to read this one >__>;
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The Jesus-like Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Suzako and Luluko went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Suzako hit Luluko in her heart with a big absolute iceball. It hurt a lot, but Suzako kissed it absolutely and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really sexy snow man!" Suzako said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Luluko said. "That would be more fryed and politically correct."
"I know," Suzako said. "We can make a snow rabbit. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up beautifully and made an angry snow rabbit. Suzako put on a music for the kidney. The rabbit was almost as big as Luluko.
"It looks pleased," Suzako said lovingly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Luluko said and held up a cold dat ass. "I found this over a mountain." She put the dat ass onto the rabbit's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the rabbit, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a beam of fabulous that creates and destroys worlds.
Luluko screamed clovis-ly and ran but the snow rabbit chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow rabbit ran her unknowingly.
"Nobody does that to my little Loud Clovis," Suzako screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow rabbit through the boob. It fell down and Suzako kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Luluko said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The dat ass lay in the yard until a warm child picked it up and took it home.
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On a hotwire, Lelouch giggled his orange juice. He had been busy with the orange juice for hours and now wanted nothing more than a pissed off cuddle or a bitchy massage from his lover Suzaku.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his genius Suzaku appeared at the door, grinning fiercely.
"Put down the orange juice," Suzaku said crazily. "Unless you want me to struck that orange juice on your finger."
Lelouch put down the orange juice. He was dark. He had never seen Suzaku so empty before and it made him happy.
Suzaku picked up the orange juice, then withdrew a closet from his cheek. "Don't be so dark," Suzaku said with an empty grimace. "A bird bit my knee this morning, and everything became fine-boned. Now with this orange juice and this closet I can crazily rule the world!"
Lelouch clutched his scheming knee passionately. This was his lover, his genius Suzaku, now staring at him with an empty cheek.
"Fight it!" Lelouch shouted. "The bird just wants the orange juice for his own genius devices! He doesn't love you, not the pissed off way I do!"
Lelouch could see Suzaku trembling passionately. Lelouch reached out his finger and touched Suzaku's cheek crazily. He was genius, so genius, but he knew only his scheming love for Suzaku would break the bird's spell.
Sure enough, Suzaku dropped the orange juice with a thunk. "Oh, Lelouch," he squealed. "I'm so pissed off, can you ever forgive me?"
But Lelouch had already moved on a hotwire. Like a clown who's read end just got tazered, he pressed his finger into Suzaku's cheek. And as they fell together in a fine-boned fit of love, the orange juice lay on the floor, happy and forgotten.
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The Possessive Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Lelouch and Rolo went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Lelouch hit Rolo in his thigh with a big shy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Lelouch kissed it superiorly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really genius snow man!" Lelouch said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Rolo said. "That would be more loyal and politically correct."
"I know," Lelouch said. "We can make a snow gundam. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up uncontrollably and made a blushing snow gundam. Lelouch put on a teacup for the hand. The gundam was almost as big as Rolo.
"It looks scheming," Lelouch said jealously. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Rolo said and held up a frightened kitchen table. "I found this out of the blue." He put the kitchen table onto the gundam's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the gundam, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like Bambi when Feline kissed him and who suddenly could dance on the clouds.
Rolo screamed confused and ran but the snow gundam chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow gundam geassed him lustfully.
"Nobody does that to my little Silly Locket," Lelouch screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow gundam through the lips. It fell down and Lelouch kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Rolo said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The kitchen table lay in the yard until an uncertain child picked it up and took it home.
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I'm Dreaming Of A Quick Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Lelouch sat huskily on a rock, sipping hard eggnog.
He looked at the sparkly Nunnally hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Rolo had hung it there, just before they looked at each other uke-like and then fell into each other's arms and fucked each other's butt.
If only I hadn't been so pink, Lelouch thought, pouring a rude amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Rolo might not have got so yandere and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a big tear and held his penis in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a gay voice lifted quickly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a quick Christmas
Just like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land
Lelouch ran to the door. It was Rolo, looking fluffy all over with snow.
"I missed you greatly," Rolo said. "And I wanted to fuck your butt again."
Lelouch hugged Rolo and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Rolo said.
"I think so too," Lelouch said and they fucked each other's butt until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Orenji-kun nipple and lived amusingly until Lelouch got drunk again.
Lol, poor Nunnally XD