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code_geass2008-10-01 02:32 am
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Crack, please forgive me
So the amazing drabble generator was posted at a community I'm a part of and instead of trying out any other fandom, my mind went straight to Geass, being the Geass-fag that I am. And to Lelouch and Suzaku because you know what. >_>
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.It isn't, really. >.>
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
I still don't have a geass icon. T_T
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
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Black Love
Lelouch finished packing. Ever since Suzaku, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Lelouch had been fuzzy.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing licked him, all was squishy. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going under the table to become a soft pencil.
Just then, there was a sexy knock at the door. Lelouch opened it and stood there quickly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his leg.
When Lelouch came to, Suzaku was holding his stomach and looking hard. "My love," Suzaku said gently, "I'm sorry for the leather shock. I've been shipwrecked on a pretty island for the last ten years, living like a desperate teenage girl. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my mouth in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Lelouch could hardly believe his Suzaku had returned. "I will always love you, mouth or no mouth. Besides, you can cover it up with a scissor."
They embraced stupidly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was wet.
OH GOD, I'm going to be doing this for hours LOLOLOL
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-dies laughing-