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code_geass2008-10-01 02:32 am
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Crack, please forgive me
So the amazing drabble generator was posted at a community I'm a part of and instead of trying out any other fandom, my mind went straight to Geass, being the Geass-fag that I am. And to Lelouch and Suzaku because you know what. >_>
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.It isn't, really. >.>
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
I still don't have a geass icon. T_T
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
Okay, one more...
Lloyd and Lelouch were celebrating a kinky Valentine's Day together. Lloyd had cooked a sexy dinner and they ate in Suzaku's pants by candlelight.
"My darling," Lelouch said, stroking Lloyd's torso, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Lloyd. "It is but a buoyant token of my poignant love."
Lloyd opened the box. Inside was a flaming pudding! He gazed at it sexily. Then he gazed at Lelouch sexily. "It's FABULOUS," Lloyd said. "Come here and let me molest you."
Just then, an artistic crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a rabid bunny with a butcher knife on crack. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a fantastical voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Lelouch read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other brightly as the crone cackled some more. Lloyd's mouth began to tremble. Then Lelouch shrugged, pulled out a Geass, and hit the crone on her toe. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Lloyd said and kissed Lelouch theatrically. "This is a gooey Valentine's Day!"
They maniacally burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they molested each other all night long.
LAST ONE I SWEAR
On an effervescent and iridescent morning, Cornelia sat in a castle. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Guilford to love someone with a fabulous hair?
Swiftly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a supercalafragilisticexpialadocious glow-in-the-dark table, all on a summer's day. I wish my Guilford would grope me, in his own flamboyant way..."
"Do you?" Guilford sat down beside Cornelia and put his hand on Cornelia's skin. "I think that could be arranged."
Cornelia gasped distantly. "But what about my fabulous hair?"
"I like it," Guilford said amorously. "I think it's amazing."
They came together and their kiss was like a hundred exploding suns.
"I love you," Cornelia said softly.
"I love you too," Guilford replied and groped her.
They bought a hyena, moved in together, and lived teasingly ever after.