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☇ ⁕ ☆ ᴀᴘᴘᴙιᴠᴏιsᴇ ∽ нᴀʏʟᴇʏ ∿ 。 ([personal profile] lavaliere) wrote in [community profile] code_geass2008-09-27 05:46 pm
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'Twas The Night Before Geass...

So, it's story time on /a/, and anonymous has given us a little treat.

It was the night before Geass and all through the board...
Not a creature was fapping, not even a mod...
Lelouch in his pope-hat, Kanon in his cap,
Suzaku recovering from Kallen's bitch slap.
The Geass-fags were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Spinzaku danced in their heads;
A post was stickied at the top with care,
In hopes that Prince Clovis soon would be there.
When out on the board there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter!
Away to the frontpage I flew like a flash,
Tore open the replies and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the shota-rolo
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the threads below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should arise,
But a Brittanian prince with geass bright in his eyes,
His charming clamp frogface contorted with cheer,
He was led by a spinning spandex-wearing queer.
More rapid than /b/tards his coursers they CAME,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Spinzaku! now, Rolo! now, Villetta and Sayoko!
On, Kallen! on Milly! on, Shirley and CC!
So up to the frontpage datasses they flew,
With the sleigh full of homolust, and St. Mootolas too!


Written by anon; not me. How would you write it?

[identity profile] roxas.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Lsdjg;pasjpgas. Oh man that is so freaking EPIC.
ext_51918: ([Negima] Konoka - ROFLMAO)

[identity profile] suruma.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
LMFAO.

I love you, /a/.

[identity profile] cosmicbiscuit.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that made the day suck a little less.
prototypical: (creepy Muraki)

[personal profile] prototypical 2008-09-28 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Can I have that icon? Evil is hot.

[identity profile] cosmicbiscuit.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Feel free.

[identity profile] tehseto.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:03 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] koyuki-azumaya.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, that was great XD

[identity profile] mixtapehaven.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[identity profile] insidiousmeme.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Very anime chic. I approve.

[identity profile] starryburst.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
BEST. EVER.

[identity profile] strike-x-slash.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
That made me kinda feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[identity profile] gomimushi.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
PURE LITERARY PLEASURE

[identity profile] five-sunsets.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'M GOING TO SING THAT ON CHRISTMAS.

[identity profile] lishan1988.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
trolling yuletide.. sniffs... so epic

Santa Lelouch is one of the scariest things in the world. He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. And when you've been bad, he'll give you a pretty pink coal called Freija.

Obvious scariness would be ELF NINA. I'm sure she's being really happy working at the tables... (bawls)

[identity profile] lostdoll.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I CRIED. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[identity profile] shinigami-x07.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
OMG so awesome! XDDDDDD

[identity profile] jukebox-hero.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Image (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v17/hazmat/?action=view&current=kaneclap.gif)

[identity profile] strawberrypenis.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
lmao

gif saved

[identity profile] master.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god that is beautiful.

[identity profile] eva-angelb.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
OMG THE AWESOMENESS!! EPIC!!!

[identity profile] chickee1.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bravo /a/non!

[identity profile] breepants.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
BY THE POWER OF SPINZAKU'S SPANDEX, I APPROVE OF THIS.

[identity profile] kuroiinu-chan.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY OMG THIS COLLABORATION ACTUALLY ENDED UP HERE AND I CAN'T EVEN SHIELD MY JOY WITH ANON ANYMORE.

[identity profile] powercorrupts.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I... I think that just beat the Prince Ali filk.

I don't recall ever saying this before. I may never say this again. I'm not quite sure even that I'm really saying this, but... God I'm proud of /a/.

[identity profile] projectluke.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHHAH CLOVIS<3

[identity profile] leelee316.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
In the Mind of a TNA Wrestling Fan "That Was Awesome

[identity profile] brisent.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
ENCORE, /a/! ENCOREEEEEE.

*weep* Oh /a/. I'm so proud. I...*TEARS OF JOY*

lol@clovis

[identity profile] acidic-ram3n.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
XFD

SO FUCKING EPIC! HAHAHA!

Oh Man, That was good laugh!

[identity profile] eggy-egg.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
;w; That had the makings of classic literature, that it did.

The Geass-fags were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Spinzaku danced in their heads;


xDDD Oh, I'm gonna love Christmas this year.

[identity profile] strawberrypenis.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
ROFFLE! FUCKING EPIC

whoever wrote that in /a/ I want to send them flowers

"In hopes that Prince Clovis soon would be there" NICE!

"While visions of Spinzaku danced in their heads" I DIED X|

[identity profile] kuroiinu-chan.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Better get a lot of flowers; it was multiple people. xD

[identity profile] cr-balmung.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I lol'd!

[identity profile] voguebishoujo.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in such an x-mas-y mood now XDDDDDD
I definately loved the last like 5 lines lmao.

[identity profile] madhatterpan.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Such utter win.

Wait, there's a board stickied on /a/ for it? I have been a good lass and avoided 4chan in an effort to not stumble on any spoilers.

[identity profile] dycroft.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I love this.

I LOVE THIS.

[identity profile] mikkatonic.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Omg...This poem...full...of win...=D

[identity profile] clones.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
You know...I-I'm really going to miss this.

[identity profile] starsinshapes.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm saving this. Tomorrow does seem like a christmas.

[identity profile] shinigami39.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
This is WIN. I'm going to miss these things >__>

[identity profile] saverellawish.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
That made me smile ^^

[identity profile] melengro.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
This should be carved in stone and fucking enshrined.

[identity profile] kyandii-holic.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
So beautiful it brought me to tears ;__;

[identity profile] tifa767.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOMENESS!!

[identity profile] darksage29.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
oh /a/, you never cease to amuse.

[identity profile] xdark-chainsx.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Isn't that The Nightmare before christmas poem? Anyway...that was some great job in changing the wording ^_^ Santa Lelouch, LOL! That poem made me smile ^_^ Since both Lulu and Jack are noodle men, LOL! And Shota Rolo!!! LOL!!! ^_^ Spinzaku spins again once more!!! ^_^