'Twas The Night Before Geass...

[lavaliere]

So, it's story time on /a/, and anonymous has given us a little treat.

It was the night before Geass and all through the board...
Not a creature was fapping, not even a mod...
Lelouch in his pope-hat, Kanon in his cap,
Suzaku recovering from Kallen's bitch slap.
The Geass-fags were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Spinzaku danced in their heads;
A post was stickied at the top with care,
In hopes that Prince Clovis soon would be there.
When out on the board there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter!
Away to the frontpage I flew like a flash,
Tore open the replies and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the shota-rolo
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the threads below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should arise,
But a Brittanian prince with geass bright in his eyes,
His charming clamp frogface contorted with cheer,
He was led by a spinning spandex-wearing queer.
More rapid than /b/tards his coursers they CAME,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Spinzaku! now, Rolo! now, Villetta and Sayoko!
On, Kallen! on Milly! on, Shirley and CC!
So up to the frontpage datasses they flew,
With the sleigh full of homolust, and St. Mootolas too!

Written by anon; not me. How would you write it?

Comments

[roxas.livejournal.com]

Lsdjg;pasjpgas. Oh man that is so freaking EPIC.

[suruma.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

I love you, /a/.

[cosmicbiscuit.livejournal.com]

Okay, that made the day suck a little less.

[prototypical]

Can I have that icon? Evil is hot.

[cosmicbiscuit.livejournal.com]

Feel free.

[tehseto.livejournal.com]

[koyuki-azumaya.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that was great XD

[mixtapehaven.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[insidiousmeme.livejournal.com]

Very anime chic. I approve.

[starryburst.livejournal.com]

BEST. EVER.

[strike-x-slash.livejournal.com]

That made me kinda feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[gomimushi.livejournal.com]

PURE LITERARY PLEASURE

[five-sunsets.livejournal.com]

I'M GOING TO SING THAT ON CHRISTMAS.

[lishan1988.livejournal.com]

trolling yuletide.. sniffs... so epic

Santa Lelouch is one of the scariest things in the world. He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. And when you've been bad, he'll give you a pretty pink coal called Freija.

Obvious scariness would be ELF NINA. I'm sure she's being really happy working at the tables... (bawls)

[lostdoll.livejournal.com]

I CRIED. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[shinigami-x07.livejournal.com]

OMG so awesome! XDDDDDD

[jukebox-hero.livejournal.com]

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v17/hazmat/?action=view&current=kaneclap.gif)

[strawberrypenis.livejournal.com]

lmao

gif saved

[master.livejournal.com]

Oh my god that is beautiful.

[eva-angelb.livejournal.com]

OMG THE AWESOMENESS!! EPIC!!!

[chickee1.livejournal.com]

Bravo /a/non!

[breepants.livejournal.com]

BY THE POWER OF SPINZAKU'S SPANDEX, I APPROVE OF THIS.

[kuroiinu-chan.livejournal.com]

HOLY OMG THIS COLLABORATION ACTUALLY ENDED UP HERE AND I CAN'T EVEN SHIELD MY JOY WITH ANON ANYMORE.

[powercorrupts.livejournal.com]

I... I think that just beat the Prince Ali filk.

I don't recall ever saying this before. I may never say this again. I'm not quite sure even that I'm really saying this, but... God I'm proud of /a/.

[projectluke.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHHAH CLOVIS<3

[leelee316.livejournal.com]

In the Mind of a TNA Wrestling Fan "That Was Awesome

[brisent.livejournal.com]

ENCORE, /a/! ENCOREEEEEE.

*weep* Oh /a/. I'm so proud. I...*TEARS OF JOY*

_lol@clovis

[acidic-ram3n.livejournal.com]

XFD

SO FUCKING EPIC! HAHAHA!

Oh Man, That was good laugh!

[eggy-egg.livejournal.com]

;w; That had the makings of classic literature, that it did.

The Geass-fags were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Spinzaku danced in their heads;

xDDD Oh, I'm gonna love Christmas this year.

[strawberrypenis.livejournal.com]

ROFFLE! FUCKING EPIC

whoever wrote that in /a/ I want to send them flowers

"In hopes that Prince Clovis soon would be there" NICE!

"While visions of Spinzaku danced in their heads" I DIED X|

[kuroiinu-chan.livejournal.com]

Better get a lot of flowers; it was multiple people. xD

[cr-balmung.livejournal.com]

I lol'd!

[voguebishoujo.livejournal.com]

I'm in such an x-mas-y mood now XDDDDDD
I definately loved the last like 5 lines lmao.

[madhatterpan.livejournal.com]

Such utter win.

Wait, there's a board stickied on /a/ for it? I have been a good lass and avoided 4chan in an effort to not stumble on any spoilers.

[dycroft.livejournal.com]

I love this.

I LOVE THIS.

[mikkatonic.livejournal.com]

Omg...This poem...full...of win...=D

[clones.livejournal.com]

You know...I-I'm really going to miss this.

[starsinshapes.livejournal.com]

I'm saving this. Tomorrow does seem like a christmas.

[shinigami39.livejournal.com]

This is WIN. I'm going to miss these things >__>

[saverellawish.livejournal.com]

That made me smile ^^

[melengro.livejournal.com]

This should be carved in stone and fucking enshrined.

[kyandii-holic.livejournal.com]

So beautiful it brought me to tears ;__;

[tifa767.livejournal.com]

AWESOMENESS!!

[darksage29.livejournal.com]

oh /a/, you never cease to amuse.

[xdark-chainsx.livejournal.com]

LOL! Isn't that The Nightmare before christmas poem? Anyway...that was some great job in changing the wording ^_^ Santa Lelouch, LOL! That poem made me smile ^_^ Since both Lulu and Jack are noodle men, LOL! And Shota Rolo!!! LOL!!! ^_^ Spinzaku spins again once more!!! ^_^