Chp 2: The Featherweight Angel Pg. 10 Schneizel: (Misty eyes) Schneizel: Kannon, Kannon. Kannon: Yes, My Prince? Schneizel: C'mere for a sec. Schneizel: (Grab) Schneizel: Heave-ho! Kannon: EHHHHHHHHHH?
Pg. 11 Kannon: W-W-W-W-What was that for?! Schneizel: (Blank stare) Kannon: Don't tell me… You don't like me very much, do you, My Prince? Schneizel: That's not it… Kannon: Indeed. Kannon: He doesn't like me. Kannon: Why did you lift me up to begin with? Kannon: (On that note, I wonder if I've like, gained weight.) Schneizel: Uh. Schneizel: Do you remember what happened a long time ago?
Pg. 12 Schneizel: You climbed up a tree because… Schneizel: Erm… Schneizel: You were trying to get something. Kannon: Oh, this is about that time you were looking out your window and saw my pants blow away. Kannon: And they got stuck in that tree. Schneizel: …they did? Kannon: Yes they did, My Prince. You forgot? Schneizel: Oh, so that's what happened. SFX: (Bam) Schneizel: When I caught you, you were so light.
Pg. 13 Kannon: So, like, basically, Kannon: you're saying that I've like, gained weight? Schneizel: (Grin) Kannon: So I see, Your Highness! Schneizel: The sands of time are cruel to us, Schneizel: but you haven't changed one bit, my angel. Schneizel: …is that what you want me to say? Kannon: Like, amigawd! Shut up already! SFX: (Gravity) End.
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Pg. 10
Schneizel: (Misty eyes)
Schneizel: Kannon, Kannon.
Kannon: Yes, My Prince?
Schneizel: C'mere for a sec.
Schneizel: (Grab)
Schneizel: Heave-ho!
Kannon: EHHHHHHHHHH?
Pg. 11
Kannon: W-W-W-W-What was that for?!
Schneizel: (Blank stare)
Kannon: Don't tell me… You don't like me very much, do you,
My Prince?
Schneizel: That's not it…
Kannon: Indeed.
Kannon: He doesn't like me.
Kannon: Why did you lift me up to begin with?
Kannon: (On that note, I wonder if I've like, gained weight.)
Schneizel: Uh.
Schneizel: Do you remember what happened a long time ago?
Pg. 12
Schneizel: You climbed up a tree because…
Schneizel: Erm…
Schneizel: You were trying to get something.
Kannon: Oh, this is about that time you were looking out your window and saw my pants blow away.
Kannon: And they got stuck in that tree.
Schneizel: …they did?
Kannon: Yes they did, My Prince. You forgot?
Schneizel: Oh, so that's what happened.
SFX: (Bam)
Schneizel: When I caught you, you were so light.
Pg. 13
Kannon: So, like, basically,
Kannon: you're saying that I've like, gained weight?
Schneizel: (Grin)
Kannon: So I see, Your Highness!
Schneizel: The sands of time are cruel to us,
Schneizel: but you haven't changed one bit, my angel.
Schneizel: …is that what you want me to say?
Kannon: Like, amigawd! Shut up already!
SFX: (Gravity)
End.
About Schneizel: Not getting any tonight.