1. Because on the seventh day [insert your deity here] was like, "oh noes Lelouch's ass is nearly flat!" and then he molded a creature out of clay/earth and scooped a generous handful of earth and placed it on the lower part of the said creature's body. He kinda forgot to put lumps in front the chest area. And Suzaku was made. Then they lived happily ever after.
2. Because you can't squeeze it properly if you can't see it
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2. Because you can't squeeze it properly if you can't see it
3. LULU