This is the most brilliant thing I've seen in a long, long time. Here's my quite long synopsis:
WARNING: THIS HAS BEEN MADE VERY GORY AND HAS SOME VERY DARK HUMOR
PART ONE:
Team Childhood Friends:
I don't think Lelouch and Suzaku would argue as much about Zombie Survival. I mean, they're fighting zombies. All they want to do is eat your brains, (but, they're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat their eyes). I personally think they'll have more trouble with the mounting sexual tension between the two of them than anything else.
But first, some personal tragedy! I don't care if Nunally had an army of people protecting her, she's done. D-U-N, DONE! Blind? Wheelchair ridden? No chance in a zombie holocaust. Especially if these are "28 Days Later" zombies. Suzaku and Lelouch may not like it, but, life is tough.
Suzaku will have to literally slap Lelouch out of his post-Nunally death stupor, because while Suzaku may have a reputation as a bit of a wuss, he's a soldier. He was shot for CLAMP's sake! He doesn't want to be eaten by zombies!
He'd also come up with the idea that the Student Council is likely proper ****ed, as they have no combat abilities to speak of, and get the both of them over there as soon as possible.
Speaking of...
Team Student Council:
Nina Einstein: "Tends towards overemotional stupidity when scared." She won't last five seconds. And probably die the really violent way like the guy in Shaun of the Dead. Yeah, you know the one. Intestines.
That leaves three people, one of which will die before meeting up with Lelouch and Suzaku. We can rule Millay out of this, because she has some brain skills and could actually figure out a way to hold off the horde of the undead before the two boys reach them.
Unfortunately, someone's gonna be near a window when the zombies break a window and get carried off to be eaten with steak sauce. And I flipped a coin and, sorry Rivalz. You will be missed.
Now, the horde is closing in on the last two girls, and what happens? Some shots to the zombie heads? Our bishonen heroes save their lives (temporarily) and figure out that the best place to go is...
Team Scientist:
While I can't be sure that this zombie holocaust isn't Lloyd's fault, he does have a mobile tank, some guns, and other fun implements of destruction. Suzaku leads the others (with Lelouch grudgingly agreeing to go to Britannia for help) in the direction of the Lancelot Party Van (LPV).
Well, the LPV is still conveniently parked outside the school, but is surrounded by a horde of zombies who resemble an Ohio State football crowd in the way they're trying to flip the thing. At this point, Shirley completely chokes trying to fire a gun at the zombies, who don't choke on her delicious gray matter. Somehow, the remaining three are able to get to the door, open it up, and get inside. Thankfully, Lloyd and Cecile are doing ok, although Lloyd is bleeding from the neck and won't let anyone look at him.
Lelouch is convinced that Lloyd will turn into a zombie very soon and demands that he be thrown to the horde outside very quickly. Suzaku objects... until Lloyd decides to try to take a bite out of his neck. Lloyd fails when Suzaku shows that he isn't a wuss again by pistol-whipping the scientist to the ground and putting a bullet in his head.
Now that they are heavily armed and quite dangerous, the foursome of Lelouch, Suzaku, Cecile, and Millay make their way to the next stop.
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WARNING: THIS HAS BEEN MADE VERY GORY AND HAS SOME VERY DARK HUMOR
PART ONE:
Team Childhood Friends:
I don't think Lelouch and Suzaku would argue as much about Zombie Survival. I mean, they're fighting zombies. All they want to do is eat your brains, (but, they're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat their eyes). I personally think they'll have more trouble with the mounting sexual tension between the two of them than anything else.
But first, some personal tragedy! I don't care if Nunally had an army of people protecting her, she's done. D-U-N, DONE! Blind? Wheelchair ridden? No chance in a zombie holocaust. Especially if these are "28 Days Later" zombies. Suzaku and Lelouch may not like it, but, life is tough.
Suzaku will have to literally slap Lelouch out of his post-Nunally death stupor, because while Suzaku may have a reputation as a bit of a wuss, he's a soldier. He was shot for CLAMP's sake! He doesn't want to be eaten by zombies!
He'd also come up with the idea that the Student Council is likely proper ****ed, as they have no combat abilities to speak of, and get the both of them over there as soon as possible.
Speaking of...
Team Student Council:
Nina Einstein: "Tends towards overemotional stupidity when scared." She won't last five seconds. And probably die the really violent way like the guy in Shaun of the Dead. Yeah, you know the one. Intestines.
That leaves three people, one of which will die before meeting up with Lelouch and Suzaku. We can rule Millay out of this, because she has some brain skills and could actually figure out a way to hold off the horde of the undead before the two boys reach them.
Unfortunately, someone's gonna be near a window when the zombies break a window and get carried off to be eaten with steak sauce. And I flipped a coin and, sorry Rivalz. You will be missed.
Now, the horde is closing in on the last two girls, and what happens? Some shots to the zombie heads? Our bishonen heroes save their lives (temporarily) and figure out that the best place to go is...
Team Scientist:
While I can't be sure that this zombie holocaust isn't Lloyd's fault, he does have a mobile tank, some guns, and other fun implements of destruction. Suzaku leads the others (with Lelouch grudgingly agreeing to go to Britannia for help) in the direction of the Lancelot Party Van (LPV).
Well, the LPV is still conveniently parked outside the school, but is surrounded by a horde of zombies who resemble an Ohio State football crowd in the way they're trying to flip the thing. At this point, Shirley completely chokes trying to fire a gun at the zombies, who don't choke on her delicious gray matter. Somehow, the remaining three are able to get to the door, open it up, and get inside. Thankfully, Lloyd and Cecile are doing ok, although Lloyd is bleeding from the neck and won't let anyone look at him.
Lelouch is convinced that Lloyd will turn into a zombie very soon and demands that he be thrown to the horde outside very quickly. Suzaku objects... until Lloyd decides to try to take a bite out of his neck. Lloyd fails when Suzaku shows that he isn't a wuss again by pistol-whipping the scientist to the ground and putting a bullet in his head.
Now that they are heavily armed and quite dangerous, the foursome of Lelouch, Suzaku, Cecile, and Millay make their way to the next stop.