Suzaku woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one neck-breaking box that looked like a screen door.
Then Suzaku noticed that Luluko was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Suzaku thought that he would surprise Luluko. Maybe even sneak up behind her and stab her on her head-splittingarmpit. That always made Lulukoslippery.
Suzaku crept slow-motion-y down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its green lights, and the presents, heaped up retardedly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Luluko. Kissing someone.
Suzaku was so angry, he picked up a bicycle from a table and threw it ridiculouslyunder the sea.
They both looked around.
"Luluko, you gayoctopus!" Suzaku yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Suzaku looked and then rubbed his square of skin behind the left knee and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Luluko said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a shiny kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Suzaku said wonkily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be extremely heavy."
That seemed reasonable. Suzaku went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a Spinzaku that spun all day long. He made Suzaku 's nostril feel all sloppy.
"You see?" Luluko said gaily and Suzaku saw. So they had a threeway.
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I Saw Luluko Kissing Santa Claus
Suzaku woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one neck-breaking box that looked like a screen door.
Then Suzaku noticed that Luluko was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Suzaku thought that he would surprise Luluko. Maybe even sneak up behind her and stab her on her head-splitting armpit. That always made Luluko slippery.
Suzaku crept slow-motion-y down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its green lights, and the presents, heaped up retardedly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Luluko. Kissing someone.
Suzaku was so angry, he picked up a bicycle from a table and threw it ridiculously under the sea.
They both looked around.
"Luluko, you gay octopus!" Suzaku yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Suzaku looked and then rubbed his square of skin behind the left knee and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Luluko said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a shiny kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Suzaku said wonkily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be extremely heavy."
That seemed reasonable. Suzaku went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a Spinzaku that spun all day long. He made Suzaku 's nostril feel all sloppy.
"You see?" Luluko said gaily and Suzaku saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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D: WHYYYYYYY.