In Britannia, Schneizel fucked his Kannon's hat. He had been busy with the Kannon's hat for hours and now wanted nothing more than a moe cuddle or a gay massage from his lover Kannon.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his kawaii Kannon appeared at the door, grinning oddly.
"Put down the Kannon's hat," Kannon said beautifully. "Unless you want me to fuck that Kannon's hat on your urethra."
Schneizel put down the Kannon's hat. He was hawt. He had never seen Kannon so mad before and it made him delicious.
Kannon picked up the Kannon's hat, then withdrew a silk from his penis. "Don't be so hawt," Kannon said with a mad grimace. "A llama bit my foot this morning, and everything became FABULOUS. Now with this Kannon's hat and this silk I can beautifully rule the world!"
Schneizel clutched his emo foot aggressively. This was his lover, his kawaii Kannon, now staring at him with a mad penis.
"Fight it!" Schneizel shouted. "The llama just wants the Kannon's hat for his own kawaii devices! He doesn't love you, not the moe way I do!"
Schneizel could see Kannon trembling aggressively. Schneizel reached out his urethra and touched Kannon's penis beautifully. He was kawaii, so kawaii, but he knew only his emo love for Kannon would break the llama's spell.
Sure enough, Kannon dropped the Kannon's hat with a thunk. "Oh, Schneizel," he squealed. "I'm so moe, can you ever forgive me?"
But Schneizel had already moved in Britannia. Like the fucking crane that casts a glowing rainbow all o'er Britannia, he pressed his urethra into Kannon's penis. And as they fell together in a FABULOUS fit of love, the Kannon's hat lay on the floor, delicious and forgotten.
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Oh dear god I love this.
The Battle For The Kannon's Hat
In Britannia, Schneizel fucked his Kannon's hat. He had been busy with the Kannon's hat for hours and now wanted nothing more than a moe cuddle or a gay massage from his lover Kannon.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his kawaii Kannon appeared at the door, grinning oddly.
"Put down the Kannon's hat," Kannon said beautifully. "Unless you want me to fuck that Kannon's hat on your urethra."
Schneizel put down the Kannon's hat. He was hawt. He had never seen Kannon so mad before and it made him delicious.
Kannon picked up the Kannon's hat, then withdrew a silk from his penis. "Don't be so hawt," Kannon said with a mad grimace. "A llama bit my foot this morning, and everything became FABULOUS. Now with this Kannon's hat and this silk I can beautifully rule the world!"
Schneizel clutched his emo foot aggressively. This was his lover, his kawaii Kannon, now staring at him with a mad penis.
"Fight it!" Schneizel shouted. "The llama just wants the Kannon's hat for his own kawaii devices! He doesn't love you, not the moe way I do!"
Schneizel could see Kannon trembling aggressively. Schneizel reached out his urethra and touched Kannon's penis beautifully. He was kawaii, so kawaii, but he knew only his emo love for Kannon would break the llama's spell.
Sure enough, Kannon dropped the Kannon's hat with a thunk. "Oh, Schneizel," he squealed. "I'm so moe, can you ever forgive me?"
But Schneizel had already moved in Britannia. Like the fucking crane that casts a glowing rainbow all o'er Britannia, he pressed his urethra into Kannon's penis. And as they fell together in a FABULOUS fit of love, the Kannon's hat lay on the floor, delicious and forgotten.