Okay, I couldn't resist...

[misuki-ferret.livejournal.com]

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Royal Beauteous Grace on High
Your symbol is:	a red dragon - fiery and hot, like you!
You rule from:	a towering, well, tower
At your side is:	your sexiest bodyguards
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	centaurs! They should NOT be so hot . . . oh well!
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	All religions required to write you into their doctrines
Your worst enemy is:	no longer with us. Foul play? Who, you?
Your popularity rating is:	85%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	63%

Anyone care to do the other characters?

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[verity-isle.livejournal.com]

I think this is rather IC---

Your first name: Clovis
How you gained your rule: Took the throne while they were out for lunch
Your title is: Your Highness - mmm grandeur!
Your symbol is: a crown, because, um, you wear one
You rule from: a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is: your Jack Russel terrier, Wishbone Jr.
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all: colorful dragons
Your most popular law is: "Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is: Pinky swearing equals a binding contract
Your worst enemy is: Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:
18%
Your chance of being overthrown is:
7%