THOSE BASTARDS.WE'RE THE ONES KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AND THEY GO AND CHANGE THEIR NUMBER ON US! WE'RE NOT GONNA JUST SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS. WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
First, we crush all the local pizza businesses from within, crippling them and then leaving them to stagger to our side!
Then, we recruit Dominoes to join the fight. The initial negotiations may be difficult, but how could they resist the chance to cripple their very worst foe?
And finally. . . finally, we'll have everything we ever desired within our grasp! Every pepperoni, every sausage, every string of molten cheese!
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WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T PIZZA HUT!?!?
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Then, we recruit Dominoes to join the fight. The initial negotiations may be difficult, but how could they resist the chance to cripple their very worst foe?
And finally. . . finally, we'll have everything we ever desired within our grasp! Every pepperoni, every sausage, every string of molten cheese!
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
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"PIZZA IS A LIE, A LIE THAT YOU'VE TOLD YOURSELF FOR YEARS"
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. . . ASSUMING MINE AREN'T ERASED TOO
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EXACTLY.
WE CAN CLEARLY FALCON PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE THEN RUN LIKE HELL. OR JUST STAB HIS EYES OUT. SIMPLE AS THAT.
(and now for sleep)
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