Slogan CRACK!!

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Haha. I just saw this post on hitman_reborn and I thought to spread the crack!! Click this site and you're able to type in anything and it generates into advertisement quotes. Absolutely hilarious!!

Lelouch:
Life Should Taste As Good As Lelouch
Too Orangey for Lelouch
Have You Forgotten How Good Lelouch Tastes 
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Lelouch
Run For The Lelouch    (for he can't run fast enough to get away from you)

I Want My Lelouch  (lol)
Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Lelouch
Things Go Better with Lelouch 
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Lelouch

Suzaku:
No Suzaku, No Comment 
We Bring The Good Suzaku To Life
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Suzaku
There Ain't No Party Like A Suzaku Party 
I Wish They All Could Be Suzaku Girls     (hahahaha)
Feel The Raw Naked Suzaku Of The Road  (My personal favourite)
I Liked The Suzaku So Much, I Bought The Company 
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Suzaku 

Rolo:
Fill It To The Rim With Rolo 
The Rolo Goes Straight to your Head    (or straight for your head)
The Rolo With The Hole 
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Rolo On Your Knife 
The Man From Rolo, he says "Yes 
Rolo Really Satisfies 
Good To The Last Rolo 
Come to Rolo, and Let's Get It Done

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Step Into The Lloyd
It's a Lloyd Adventure
You've Got Questions, We've Got Lloyd
Probably the Best Lloyd In the World
Better Ingredients, Better Lloyd
Wouldn't You Like to Be a Lloyd Too
The Lloyd that Refreshes
I've Seen the Future, and It's Lloyd Shaped

Does the Hard Mao For You
Once You Pop You Can't Stop Mao
Don't You Just Love Being In Mao
I'm A Secret Mao Drinker

Nothing Comes Between Me and My Guilford (...except maybe a Freya bomb...)
You're Never Alone With a Guilford (ToT)

Orenji-kun not Included
You Can Really Taste the Orenji-kun
The Real Smell of Orenji-kun

Why Can't Everything Orange be Xing-ke?

Okay, I'm going to stop now. I've broken my own brain. D: