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defade.livejournal.com in code_geassTitle: Fate/Rendezvous & Trouble
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,376
Characters: Lulu, that creature(I'll probably start writing the name next chapter -_-), and Lulu's classmates(Rival, Shirley, Karen etc.)
Genre: Crack
Summary: Some say meetings are precious moments in one's life and often brings hapiness, but to Lelouch, meeting a certain someone in a certain someday only brings trouble. And thus, his organized life is turned upside down.
WARNINGS: Crack and...wtfness. Slight spoilers up to Stage 3. Teeny bit of OOCness, I think,
Prologue
Stage 1. Student Council Mascot?
Keeping Mokona was one thing, deciding where to keep it was another thing. Fortunately, Mokona’s acting skills seemed as good as Lelouch’s talent in chess, and according to Mokona, imitating a doll was "as easy as calling Kurogane Kuropon". Lelouch decided to ignore that statement again.
So Mokona sat still for a long time without even moving a muscle, Lelouch was quite surprised at its unmoving posture.
“You seem to be pretty good at acting.”
“Of course! Supreme Acting is one of Mokona’s 108 Secret Skills!” Mokona replied happily, flapping its ears.
Unfortunately for Lelouch, though, the place Mokona had chosen to sit on was nowhere else but Lelouch’s own head. Sure, it was as still as a stone, and nobody would ever see it as anything other than an ordinary doll. But it was embarrassing to have a doll sitting on his head in the first place, not to mention a doll with bunny ears. Oh, and a flurry one.
“Lulu-chan, let's go!” Mokona pointed at the science lab. “Your first class is in that big room, right?”
Lelouch tried to shake Mokona off. But it still stayed on his head as if its paws were glued onto it. No amount of shaking could do the situation any good.
“Mokona’s 108 Secret Skills! Glue Paw!”
Lelouch resisted the idea of using his Geass power to tell it to shut up, no matter how tempting it seems, since the power probably won’t work on some mysterious creature like Mokona anyway. That and the fact that Mokona was still on his head.
With a tired sigh, Lelouch opened the doors to the laboratory, expecting yet another unusually long lecture from Mr. TreatYaBad added with a few glares and flaring of nostrils now and then.
-
Lelouch sat in the shade of a tree, exhausted from all the classes in the morning, with Mokona beside him quietly observing a trail of ants. It seemed very interested.
Just as expected, he received a lecture from Mr. TreatYaBad the moment he had entered the classroom. Although the teacher himself, with his big nostrils, broad chest and overgrown moustache might have a comical appearance, the lecture that he gave was anything but funny.
"So...you’re late again, (twitch) Lelouch Lanpergi."
"I-"
"No excuses!(glare) Absolutely not! You have all(glare) the time in the morning to get to class AND YOU’RE STILL LATE!!!(slams desk) DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS NOW? HUH? 8:30! You’re over fifteen(slam) minutes(slam) late(nearly turns desk over)! And how many times have you been late already? Four times...I see(twitch) and THAT doesn’t even include the time you skipped(glare) the whole thing(flares nostrils)!”
And it went on and on and on...only to end with-
"And take that stupid hat off your head.(glare)"
Lelouch was strangely amused at that remark.
He went and sat next to Rival.
"Whoo~ Nice hat, Lelouch!"
Rival burst into laughter until it abruptly stopped as a piece of chalk went flying by.
The next few minutes went in silence as Mr. TreatYaBad glared at a shivering Rival.
Lelouch sighed again as he recalled that scene. Rival was a decent person, he just sometimes doesn’t know when to shut up and probably never will. And too brave for his own good, taking risks whenever they came by, like last time when somebody dared him to jump from one roof to another. Sure, he did succeed, succeed in breaking his own leg, that is, when he tripped and –luckily- fell off the roof onto a balcony just three meters below. He didn’t take the hint, though, and still tried everything that’s a close relative of the word ‘dangerous’.
The first class was not the only disaster today.
Girls seemed to be staring at him more often than usual, and the boys were getting a good laugh out of his ‘hat’. Lelouch knew that a lot of girls fancied him for both his outward appearance and talents, so he got used to bunches of girls trying to get his attention by occasionally dropping folders in front of him or ‘accidentally’ tripping, but today they were different.
Today they were staring at him with this strange gleam in their eyes as if he was a very edible mango pudding with a cherry on top.
If he were the pudding, then Mokona would probably be the cherry.
He could totally hear whispers of “So cute~” and “Whoa~ Moe!” among the crowds of girls. He had no clue of what ‘moe’ was, and wished that he remained clueless forever.
The boys just had their laugh of the century on that day. Enough said.
Lelouch got up and brushed the grass off his uniform. Mokona turned its head.
"Are we going now?"
"Yes. To the Student Council meeting."
Lelouch picked up Mokona in his arms and it took residence on his head again, burying itself in strands of dark hair.
-
Karen Stadtfield was probably the only female in the whole school that hasn’t shown any interest in Lelouch’s ‘hat’. Yet.
She remained that way when Lelouch entered the meeting room. Silent and unmoving. Her face made into an emotionless mask, though Lelouch could swear that he saw her twitch a few times. And a few minutes later, she excused herself and uncontrollable laughter could be heard from the direction of the females’ bathroom afterwards.
"So...let’s continue our discussion last time about the upcoming Spring Fair! We want to make it special, so how about..."
Millay, the President of the Student Council talked on as if nothing happened at all.
"So it’s decided that these booths here are going to..."
Nina hurriedly excused herself and rushed out of the meeting room. Karen still hasn’t returned.
"Then these people stationed here will...ah! Why don’t we..."
Millay seems to be talking to herself. But her eyes constantly wandered around only to stop and stare at Lelouch’s head. That shows it.
Nina and Karen still haven’t returned. It’s already been fifteen minutes.
Shirley has been cupping her mouth with her hands the whole time, trying to look normal but failing completely. She know couldn’t keep it inside anymore and exploded with laughter. Lelouch saw a tear in her eye. At the same time, Nina and Karen reentered the meeting room, both clutching their abdomen and looking thoroughly exhausted.
"L-Lulu(laughs)...your(laughs)......head...(laughs uncontrollably)"
Shirley was now banging the table with her fist and waving a finger at Lelouch at the same time. Rival joined in shortly after.
"It’s decided then!"
Everybody immediately turned their attention to Millay, and wondering just what had been decided. No one could hide a hint of fear in their eyes, for Millay Ashford, both the President of the Student Council and the granddaughter of the school’s superintendent, is known for her sudden(and usually awkward) decisions and weird ideas.
"That-" Millay pointed her finger at Mokona in a quick motion for dramatic effect. "-is to be our mascot for the Student Council, starting from today!"
"Wha-!"
But Millay didn’t give them a chance to react.
"You! Rival! Will be making freebies for the Spring Fair with the mascot!"
"Ehhh? But I thought I’m supposed to be a secretary!"
"No complaints! Nina, you’re going to be designing a badge with the mascot’s image in mind!"
"...yes."
"Shirley! You’re printing out pamphlets with the same thing and you can get Karen to help you. Finally...Lelouch..."
Millay lowered her head and looked directly into Lelouch’s eyes. Her face was dangerously close.
"Will be taking care of the mascot!"
She said with a smile so cheerful that it might bring dead people back to life.
"And now the meeting’s over! Get out! And don’t forget to do your work!"
No one moved.
-
"What’s the President thinking anyway? I’m a secretary! I can’t even draw a proper stickman! How am I supposed to design freebies in the first place? Let alone making them!" Rival sighed and bowed his head down. "I guess she hates me."
Lelouch remained silent.
"And I still have that research paper due tomorrow! I haven’t even written a word yet!"
Lelouch still said nothing, letting Rival complain about his ‘tragic life’, as he called it.
"Arrrgh! Why is there so much work to do and so little time? Ah...my tragic life."
There it goes.
To be continued...
Author's Notes: I fail at life.
Okay, I never knew I could get chapter one done so quickly, but tonight I just felt really productive and typed the whole thing out in two hours. But...it's still so short.
I promise the next chapter will be longer! So....feedback please?:DD And again, no flames.
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,376
Characters: Lulu, that creature(I'll probably start writing the name next chapter -_-), and Lulu's classmates(Rival, Shirley, Karen etc.)
Genre: Crack
Summary: Some say meetings are precious moments in one's life and often brings hapiness, but to Lelouch, meeting a certain someone in a certain someday only brings trouble. And thus, his organized life is turned upside down.
WARNINGS: Crack and...wtfness. Slight spoilers up to Stage 3. Teeny bit of OOCness, I think,
Prologue
Stage 1. Student Council Mascot?
Keeping Mokona was one thing, deciding where to keep it was another thing. Fortunately, Mokona’s acting skills seemed as good as Lelouch’s talent in chess, and according to Mokona, imitating a doll was "as easy as calling Kurogane Kuropon". Lelouch decided to ignore that statement again.
So Mokona sat still for a long time without even moving a muscle, Lelouch was quite surprised at its unmoving posture.
“You seem to be pretty good at acting.”
“Of course! Supreme Acting is one of Mokona’s 108 Secret Skills!” Mokona replied happily, flapping its ears.
Unfortunately for Lelouch, though, the place Mokona had chosen to sit on was nowhere else but Lelouch’s own head. Sure, it was as still as a stone, and nobody would ever see it as anything other than an ordinary doll. But it was embarrassing to have a doll sitting on his head in the first place, not to mention a doll with bunny ears. Oh, and a flurry one.
“Lulu-chan, let's go!” Mokona pointed at the science lab. “Your first class is in that big room, right?”
Lelouch tried to shake Mokona off. But it still stayed on his head as if its paws were glued onto it. No amount of shaking could do the situation any good.
“Mokona’s 108 Secret Skills! Glue Paw!”
Lelouch resisted the idea of using his Geass power to tell it to shut up, no matter how tempting it seems, since the power probably won’t work on some mysterious creature like Mokona anyway. That and the fact that Mokona was still on his head.
With a tired sigh, Lelouch opened the doors to the laboratory, expecting yet another unusually long lecture from Mr. TreatYaBad added with a few glares and flaring of nostrils now and then.
-
Lelouch sat in the shade of a tree, exhausted from all the classes in the morning, with Mokona beside him quietly observing a trail of ants. It seemed very interested.
Just as expected, he received a lecture from Mr. TreatYaBad the moment he had entered the classroom. Although the teacher himself, with his big nostrils, broad chest and overgrown moustache might have a comical appearance, the lecture that he gave was anything but funny.
"So...you’re late again, (twitch) Lelouch Lanpergi."
"I-"
"No excuses!(glare) Absolutely not! You have all(glare) the time in the morning to get to class AND YOU’RE STILL LATE!!!(slams desk) DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS NOW? HUH? 8:30! You’re over fifteen(slam) minutes(slam) late(nearly turns desk over)! And how many times have you been late already? Four times...I see(twitch) and THAT doesn’t even include the time you skipped(glare) the whole thing(flares nostrils)!”
And it went on and on and on...only to end with-
"And take that stupid hat off your head.(glare)"
Lelouch was strangely amused at that remark.
He went and sat next to Rival.
"Whoo~ Nice hat, Lelouch!"
Rival burst into laughter until it abruptly stopped as a piece of chalk went flying by.
The next few minutes went in silence as Mr. TreatYaBad glared at a shivering Rival.
Lelouch sighed again as he recalled that scene. Rival was a decent person, he just sometimes doesn’t know when to shut up and probably never will. And too brave for his own good, taking risks whenever they came by, like last time when somebody dared him to jump from one roof to another. Sure, he did succeed, succeed in breaking his own leg, that is, when he tripped and –luckily- fell off the roof onto a balcony just three meters below. He didn’t take the hint, though, and still tried everything that’s a close relative of the word ‘dangerous’.
The first class was not the only disaster today.
Girls seemed to be staring at him more often than usual, and the boys were getting a good laugh out of his ‘hat’. Lelouch knew that a lot of girls fancied him for both his outward appearance and talents, so he got used to bunches of girls trying to get his attention by occasionally dropping folders in front of him or ‘accidentally’ tripping, but today they were different.
Today they were staring at him with this strange gleam in their eyes as if he was a very edible mango pudding with a cherry on top.
If he were the pudding, then Mokona would probably be the cherry.
He could totally hear whispers of “So cute~” and “Whoa~ Moe!” among the crowds of girls. He had no clue of what ‘moe’ was, and wished that he remained clueless forever.
The boys just had their laugh of the century on that day. Enough said.
Lelouch got up and brushed the grass off his uniform. Mokona turned its head.
"Are we going now?"
"Yes. To the Student Council meeting."
Lelouch picked up Mokona in his arms and it took residence on his head again, burying itself in strands of dark hair.
-
Karen Stadtfield was probably the only female in the whole school that hasn’t shown any interest in Lelouch’s ‘hat’. Yet.
She remained that way when Lelouch entered the meeting room. Silent and unmoving. Her face made into an emotionless mask, though Lelouch could swear that he saw her twitch a few times. And a few minutes later, she excused herself and uncontrollable laughter could be heard from the direction of the females’ bathroom afterwards.
"So...let’s continue our discussion last time about the upcoming Spring Fair! We want to make it special, so how about..."
Millay, the President of the Student Council talked on as if nothing happened at all.
"So it’s decided that these booths here are going to..."
Nina hurriedly excused herself and rushed out of the meeting room. Karen still hasn’t returned.
"Then these people stationed here will...ah! Why don’t we..."
Millay seems to be talking to herself. But her eyes constantly wandered around only to stop and stare at Lelouch’s head. That shows it.
Nina and Karen still haven’t returned. It’s already been fifteen minutes.
Shirley has been cupping her mouth with her hands the whole time, trying to look normal but failing completely. She know couldn’t keep it inside anymore and exploded with laughter. Lelouch saw a tear in her eye. At the same time, Nina and Karen reentered the meeting room, both clutching their abdomen and looking thoroughly exhausted.
"L-Lulu(laughs)...your(laughs)......head...(laughs uncontrollably)"
Shirley was now banging the table with her fist and waving a finger at Lelouch at the same time. Rival joined in shortly after.
"It’s decided then!"
Everybody immediately turned their attention to Millay, and wondering just what had been decided. No one could hide a hint of fear in their eyes, for Millay Ashford, both the President of the Student Council and the granddaughter of the school’s superintendent, is known for her sudden(and usually awkward) decisions and weird ideas.
"That-" Millay pointed her finger at Mokona in a quick motion for dramatic effect. "-is to be our mascot for the Student Council, starting from today!"
"Wha-!"
But Millay didn’t give them a chance to react.
"You! Rival! Will be making freebies for the Spring Fair with the mascot!"
"Ehhh? But I thought I’m supposed to be a secretary!"
"No complaints! Nina, you’re going to be designing a badge with the mascot’s image in mind!"
"...yes."
"Shirley! You’re printing out pamphlets with the same thing and you can get Karen to help you. Finally...Lelouch..."
Millay lowered her head and looked directly into Lelouch’s eyes. Her face was dangerously close.
"Will be taking care of the mascot!"
She said with a smile so cheerful that it might bring dead people back to life.
"And now the meeting’s over! Get out! And don’t forget to do your work!"
No one moved.
-
"What’s the President thinking anyway? I’m a secretary! I can’t even draw a proper stickman! How am I supposed to design freebies in the first place? Let alone making them!" Rival sighed and bowed his head down. "I guess she hates me."
Lelouch remained silent.
"And I still have that research paper due tomorrow! I haven’t even written a word yet!"
Lelouch still said nothing, letting Rival complain about his ‘tragic life’, as he called it.
"Arrrgh! Why is there so much work to do and so little time? Ah...my tragic life."
There it goes.
To be continued...
Author's Notes: I fail at life.
Okay, I never knew I could get chapter one done so quickly, but tonight I just felt really productive and typed the whole thing out in two hours. But...it's still so short.
I promise the next chapter will be longer! So....feedback please?:DD And again, no flames.
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That had me laughing for a good five minutes XD
Anyways, I think your story is really interesting (you kept everyone in character) and hilarious...who am I kidding? I LOVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD ITTTTTTT!!!!!! KEEP IT UP! KEEP IT UP!...ahem. So (back to the land of the sane) I want to ask you something: are you going to make the other tsubasa characters appear and Suzaku(he could get mistaken for syaron...)?
love you, bye bye
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And I'm glad that the crack didn't make everyone go OOC.
And yes, other characters from Tsubasa are also going to show themselves! It's either in Stage 2 or 3. Depends. I still don't know what to do with Suzaku yet...since this fic is set vaguely after Stage 4...so I have to wait for new episodes to decide the fate of Suzaku. But he will make an appearance, that's for sure. Though Syaoran would probably get mistaken first.XD;; And what Sakura's feather's effect has on the Code Geass universe will also be explained later...IF I decided to write the whole thing, that is.^^;;
Anyway, thanks for your support! It always keeps me going.:D
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Ahem.
Enough about him, fangirlAnd this is a very good fic. I just read the prologue, and this one has better flow and the imagery is so incredibly funny. How he must be tempted to Geass his entire school into pretending they didn't see a thing! XDJust wondering : Is it post-Kamui arc in the TRC timeline or before it?
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Lulu needs more fangirling.Thanks for the comment! The power of Crack resides in my brain, so there.And temptation is not good for your body. Resist! Resist!XD;; He could totally Geass the next person that makes fun of him.
Before the Tokyo/Kamui arc of TRC. Since a LOT of stuff happened in that arc and I didn't read up to there yet. I only knew pieces of info from wiki. So Mokona probably wouldn't be screaming "Kamui-chan!" or whatever it called Kamui at Lulu.
Hey, that's a good idea, though.