HELLO PIZZA HUT ME AND MY FRIEND HERE ARE REALLY HUNGRY SO WE'D LIKE TWO LARGE PIZZAS AND I KNOW WE PROBABLY WON'T EAT IT ALL BUT YOU KNOW JUST TO BE SAFE. AND WE COULD ALSO SAVE THE LEFTOVERS FOR LATER. SHOULDN'T LET IT GO TO WASTE . . .
THOSE BASTARDS.WE'RE THE ONES KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AND THEY GO AND CHANGE THEIR NUMBER ON US! WE'RE NOT GONNA JUST SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS. WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
First, we crush all the local pizza businesses from within, crippling them and then leaving them to stagger to our side!
Then, we recruit Dominoes to join the fight. The initial negotiations may be difficult, but how could they resist the chance to cripple their very worst foe?
And finally. . . finally, we'll have everything we ever desired within our grasp! Every pepperoni, every sausage, every string of molten cheese!
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do you want some chicken
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WE'RE ON THE GEASS COMM
IT HAS TO BE PIZZA
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THEN WE'LL HAVE TO ORDER SOME!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
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PEPPERONI
NO ANCHOVIES OR I'M BUSTING OUT THE TERRORIST MINIONS
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HELLO PIZZA HUT ME AND MY FRIEND HERE ARE REALLY HUNGRY SO WE'D LIKE TWO LARGE PIZZAS AND I KNOW WE PROBABLY WON'T EAT IT ALL BUT YOU KNOW JUST TO BE SAFE. AND WE COULD ALSO SAVE THE LEFTOVERS FOR LATER. SHOULDN'T LET IT GO TO WASTE . . .
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WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T PIZZA HUT!?!?
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Then, we recruit Dominoes to join the fight. The initial negotiations may be difficult, but how could they resist the chance to cripple their very worst foe?
And finally. . . finally, we'll have everything we ever desired within our grasp! Every pepperoni, every sausage, every string of molten cheese!
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
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"PIZZA IS A LIE, A LIE THAT YOU'VE TOLD YOURSELF FOR YEARS"
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. . . ASSUMING MINE AREN'T ERASED TOO
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I'M ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW
SO EITHER STFU OR TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM PIZZA HUT
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Because truly, both Canon and canon are just brimming with it.