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helreginn.livejournal.com in code_geassSo the amazing drabble generator was posted at a community I'm a part of and instead of trying out any other fandom, my mind went straight to Geass, being the Geass-fag that I am. And to Lelouch and Suzaku because you know what. >_>
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.It isn't, really. >.>
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
I still don't have a geass icon. T_T
I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work.
I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.
Quickly Tripping
Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.
Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.
When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.
"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"
Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."
"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.
They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
-End-
*is mostly unrepentant*
Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah. *shot*
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I Saw Suzaku Kissing Santa Claus
Lelouch woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one over weight box that looked like a DAT ASS.
Then Lelouch noticed that Suzaku was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Lelouch thought that he would surprise Suzaku. Maybe even sneak up behind him and jump him on his omnomnom foot. That always made Suzaku fuzzy.
Lelouch crept curiously down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its tasty lights, and the presents, heaped up sexily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Suzaku. Kissing someone.
Lelouch was so angry, he picked up a mouse from a table and threw it meanly on a dolphin.
They both looked around.
"Suzaku, you bland dolphin!" Lelouch yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Lelouch looked and then rubbed his ear and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Suzaku said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a kitty-like kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Lelouch said sadly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be hard."
That seemed reasonable. Lelouch went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a moon shining on the sea as the wind flutters swiftly across the beach. He made Lelouch's stomach feel all feathery.
"You see?" Suzaku said angrily and Lelouch saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.