Crack, please forgive me

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So the amazing drabble generator was posted at a community I'm a part of and instead of trying out any other fandom, my mind went straight to Geass, being the Geass-fag that I am. And to Lelouch and Suzaku because you know what. >_>

I got a little carried away it and did it several times, but I'm posting the best one under the cut. *cough* it may not be safe for work. It isn't, really. >.>

I didn't write it (good heavens, no!), only filled in a form and had fun. Teehee.


Quickly Tripping

Lelouch tripped along softly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Suzaku, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a fox hopping along, carrying a Nunnally in its mouth.

Lelouch was almost under the skin when he came across a fragrant cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked blue, so he ate it.

It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his waist. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Suzaku.

When Suzaku came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Lelouch cried fortunately.

"Your penis! And your tongue!" Suzaku said. "They're slow! Can't you feel it?"

Lelouch felt his penis and his tongue. They were indeed quite slow. "Oh, no!" Lelouch said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that fragrant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Suzaku said. "I got you a C.C.. It must have been that delicious man who lives nearby. He acts a little nicely, ever since he licked a Orenji-kun."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Lelouch sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Suzaku said awkwardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your penis is really bright like that."

"Really?" Lelouch dried her tears. Lelouch kissed Suzaku and it was an entirely high sensation, red like a tomato.

They spent the night having entirely high sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

-End-

*is mostly unrepentant*

Sorry. *runs away*
I wasn't very sure whether to tag it as fanfic, but...yeah.  *shot*
I still don't have a geass icon. T_T

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The Miracle Of The Fish

Suzaku hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a soft wind that blows and changes the world. He loathed it.

Every December, Suzaku would feel himself getting all lolz inside. He refused to put up a Christmas your mother, he snapped at anyone naked enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Suzaku had to go to the mall to buy an unearthly dat ass. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing hardly around and so much Christmas music blaring gently, he thought his left thumb would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an angry woman collecting for charity. Suzaku never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the angry woman dropped his bells and ran on a fish. There was a beautiful fish right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the angry woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Suzaku rushed out and emoly pushed them both out of the way. There was a sorrowful bang and then everything went dark.

When Suzaku woke up, he was in a fabulous room. There was a Christmas your mother in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Suzaku's eyeball hurt. A lot.

The angry woman came into the room. "I'm so kawaii!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Luluko. You saved me from the truck. But your eyeball is broken."

Suzaku hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas your mother up and his eyeball was broken, he felt quite amazing, especially when he looked at Luluko.

"Your eyeball must hurt angrily," Luluko said. "I think this will help." And she typed Suzaku several times.

Now Suzaku felt very amazing indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Luluko. "I love you," he said, and kissed Luluko kawaiily.

"I love you too," said Luluko. Just then, the fish ran into the room and nuzzled Suzaku's wenis. "I brought him home with us," Luluko said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Suzaku said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

I'm scared to read this one >__>;