Translation Help

[aoi-rein.livejournal.com]

Anyone can kindly enough to translate those sentences below the ed illustrations and 'message from Clamp' for me? I search everywhere but can't find any translation about it. I wanna know Clamp's interpretation so please, someone help me. Thank you very much.
scans from lulu_quality

Comments

[vspirit.livejournal.com]

and ah, i like your icon too. it's that dude from suiko, isn't it? the one opposite pesmerga...tho i can't recall his name at the mo. funny i can recall pazzy's but not his. =/

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

Yuber~

I'm surprised someone remembers Pessy but not Yuber. D: It's always the other way around and that makes me sad. I mean, Pesmerga exists too! DX