Translation Help

[aoi-rein.livejournal.com]

Anyone can kindly enough to translate those sentences below the ed illustrations and 'message from Clamp' for me? I search everywhere but can't find any translation about it. I wanna know Clamp's interpretation so please, someone help me. Thank you very much.
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Comments

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

Yuber~

I'm surprised someone remembers Pessy but not Yuber. D: It's always the other way around and that makes me sad. I mean, Pesmerga exists too! DX